Made this in light of recent events, hopefully he'll listen to us soon.

YOU'RE NICHOLAS PERRY, RIGHT? YUP; YOU'VE FED YOURSELF TO DEATH; YUP; SO MUCH SO THAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A SPECIAL MACHINE; THEN DIET; YUP; YOURE MAKING ME DO THIS!!!11!!11! ITS JUST WATER WEIT!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11; FML...