Hello, this is Dr. Crobar!
Please understand I am receiving hundreds, perhaps billions, of inquiries right now into the lung expansion service. In lieu of a personal response, here are some answers to some frequently asked questions:
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
How does it work?
Your lungs are taken and expanded to three times their standard length.
What is the recovery period?
You must breathe through a respirator for 3 months following the operation and only eat soft foods like cheese or cream cheese.
How soon can I get it done?
Thursday.
Please ask yourself, “Do I really want to have my lungs expanded?”. If yes, please reply with how much money you are willing to pay for such an operation. If the amount isn’t high enough, I will not do the procedure.
Learn more about the procedure here.
Thank you,
Dr. Crobar
P.S. Please do not TELL ANYONE about the service I am offering. This service is illegal in every country due to high mortality rate.
