yesh RP TIME

OC: am pirate
pickle jar: exists
rip my oc

*pickle jar rolls on OC*

My oc’s:*uses all powers*
Pickle jar *still there giving a death stare*
My oc’s: OOPS LOOKS LIKE ITS BARGAIN SATURDAY AT THE SUPERMARKET! BYE!!!!!

Greeeeeen: Alright pickle jar, this can go four ways, the easy, the medium, the hard, or the expert way
Pickle Jar: ...
Greeeeeen: Looks like I'll have to settle this the expert way
Greeeeeen: *right hand changes into a rocket launcher*
Greeeeeen: *activates special armor*
Greeeeeen: *activates combat goggles*
Greeeeeen: *walks 3 meters away*
Greeeeeen: *uses the scope and pulls the trigger*
Pickle Jar: *breaks into a LOT of pieces*
Greeeeeen: *takes the pickles and eats them*

Lilith: Hey June, can you open this jar for me?
June: Sure!
June: *yeets jar and it breaks*
Lilith: June!
June: What? You told me to open it!
Lilith: It's on the floor and there are pieces of glass all over it!
June: Which makes it much saltier and cruchier! Watch me, I can eat it!
June: *picks up pickle from the floor and bites it, it crunches in her mouth*
Lilith: You're crazy...
June: I know
June: *swallows*

Lilith: Yuck... Arthur ain't gonna want to hook up with you after I tell him about this.
June: I know *eats another*

Cookie: *tries to open jar but fails*
Cookie: I give up.

AMBT:* shoots jar of pickles* die you disgusting veggie.

*a pickle with a gun shoots ambt 5 times in the d**k*

the unholy pickle has sinned

I- You know what.
Screw it.
I'm gonna use official characters for my W.I.P game but the real question is.
Which one?

ok

Yes

Ight then

Blaken:*eats the pickles*

how

Blaken:*chewing*

HOW ARE THEY CHEWING THE PICKLES IF THEY ARE IN THE JAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!1/!?/1?!/1???

Simple you dont the jar was destory the moment I touch it with a hammer

ok thanks for telling me

thats what I want to know

What a legendary fight again of me running off

um

Aaaaaaaayup