An8YrOldKid Announcement Template v2

Meme path: Todd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4th wall path: You meet me
The military path: You are an american soldier and you sign up for a sneak attack on China
Ich bin ein Berliner path: You attempt to escape East Berlin.
Flatline path: Todd unplugs your life support to charge his phone.

Blken:*unplugs Todd existance support to keep me alive*

Todd: (unplugs the ability to do that an hour earlier)

Blaken:…*eats his soul for life support*

Todd: (eats Blaken's stomach to get his soul back)

Blaken:*consumes his existence to repair himself and support his life forece*