I sodomized Kim Kardasian because I’m a sadistic Cannibal

I think it would've been worth it in that case XDD

I watched child porn with bill gates because Satan told me to

I tranquilized a millionaire because I'm a sadistic cannibal

I can only wonder what you did after that XD

I ate him

I made fun of a dead porn star because I wanted a rap career (…)

OMG WHY DOES THAT ALL FIT TOGETHER SO WELL XD

I D K

Basically BF from Friday Night Funkin’

true

I sodomized a pedophile because I’m addicted to vodka

dang looks like pedophile got raped, how ironic

I constantly stalked my president because i injected 10 shots of heroin

pfffffft-

I made fun of a millionaire bc I injected 10 shots of heroin

E K and june

I mutilated a pedopphile because i was hungry

LMAO

i wish mine was I jammed a crowbar into a leader of the KKK because it made me happy

I mutilated a pot dealer because it would make me happy

I watched child porn with Nicolas Cage because I wanted a rap career

how come everyone wanted a rap career XD

I constantly stalked Ellen Paige because I wanted a rap career
Makes sense

I consumed Ellen Paige because I have a love for the Dead

I sexually assaulted a millionaire because I’m addicted to vodka

I publicly humiliated eminem because i’m addicted to vodka

I cheated on Matt Damon because I ran out of bacon

LMAO

lol

I constantly stalked Nickelback because I injected 10 shots of heroin

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I cheated on Aaron Paul because I couldn’t masterbate in public

ikr