Sans gives me a dog that's actually a bomb because he enjoys our friendship

07/07 Red

sed

Asgore steals all my hot dogs because he was lonely

asgore is out for my soul because he found out i was human .-.

That's oddly like the base game

yeah, that's what i thought-

Chara accidentally killed you because they were out of toothpaste.

Mettaton catches you sleepwalking because they were lonely

Undyne dares you to eat Papyrus’ spaghetti for 100 golf because they enjoy your friendship

“Gold”