Welp, -Spooky_Unknown- made an M:PN OC and so did I, meet Neo.

cool

Oh hell yea

Dude we should rp some time

Val: :O new fren!

Neo: Who the hell are you?

Val: i’m val! loyal helper and friend of hank j. wimbleton!

Neo: *Pulls out a pistol and backs up* DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YOU FILTHY CRIMINAL!

Val: :<

Neo: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HANK'S SHENANIGANS! HE TRIED TO KILL ME 5 TIMES!

Val: oh dam-

Neo: HE'S ALSO THE REASON I HAVE TO WEAR THIS MASK!
Neo takes off his mask to reveal a side of his face completely bloody, a scratched eye and a cut next to his mouth

Val: ._. look i only work for the guy bcuz he saved me from certain doom-

Neo: ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THE CRIMES HE COMMITTED!?!?!?

Val: *just leaves bcuz arguments are overwhelming*

Neo: *Runs up to Val, pushes him to the ground and raises his knife* TELL. ME.

Val: *somehow turns into a puddle of goop and slides away really quick*

Neo: FINE! JUST REMEMBER HANK KILLED 587 PEOPLE!

Val: *gone*

Neo sits down on the ground: Stupid fuсking criminal bitches...

Val: *heard that and is now sad* :<

Neo: Like I care that you're sad! Why would I be sad for somebody who tried to kill me?

Val: let me guess, you work with tricky?

Neo: Who the hell is Tricky?

Val: ok nvm *leaves*

Neo: See you, you crime committing bitch!

Val: *is probably gonna forget about this encounter later*

Neo: Just remember that I fuсking hate you and wish criminal bitches like you didn't exist!

Val: *gone*

Neo: Stupid bitch...

Val: *still gone*

Neo puts his mask back on and pulls out a picture

*switches to spectator mode*
(aight what’s going on here)

Neo looks at the picture

(what da picture be)

The picture has 2 grunts in it, 1 presumably being Neo, and the other having a red torso, they are both hugging and looking at the camera, showing the peavce sign
Neo: Don't worry Red... I'll avenge you... I'll kill those criminals and nobody like you will ever die again...

(oh no not the smol bean)

Neo puts the picture back into his pocket, then pulls out a gun
Neo looks at the gun
Neo: And I'll make sure they don't go to heaven...

(NO DON’T KILL VAL HE’S TOO MUCH OF A SMOL BEAN)

Neo: Oh I'm coming back Val... And I'm making sure you aren't...

(no no don’t do it)

(I WILL DO IT)
Neo starts walking the direction Val went

(NOOOOOOOOO)
Val: *just chilling at the base*

Neo busts down the door, the gun loaded

Val: *the face of oh no*

Neo starts shooting Val

Val: *goopy boi slide*

Neo: YOU CRIMINALS KILLED MY FRIEND AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Val: *hiding*

Val suddenly changes back and is unable to change into goop

Val: *quietly* f**k-

He aims the gun at Val
Neo: You criminals killed my friend, now I'm gonna kill you...

Val: *throws a knife and it hits neo in the eye*

Neo: AHHH! GOD FUСКING DAMN IT!!!!!!!

Val: *runs*

Neo: NOT SO FAST!!!
Val is pulled back

Val: *screaming*

Val: >:3

The same exact picture fell out of Neo's pocket

Val: ?

The picture is covered in tears

Val: oh this must be his friend

There's also 2 weird orb thingies that fell out of his head, something is written on them

Val: *investigates*

The orbs say "Arm control orb" and "Leg control orb"

Val: what da fu-

Neo wakes up
Neo: H-huh? Out of all places the ey-
Neo notices Val
Neo: YOU AGAIN!?!?!? JUST WAIT TILL I-
Neo tries to get up but he can't
Neo: H-huh? Why can't I move?

Val: *shrugs*

Neo is desperately trying to get up

Val: *holds up the two little orbs*

Neo crawls to a chair, he's barely able to, but he manages to sit on it
Neo, looking at the orbs: W-what are you gonna do with those?

Val: *crush*

Neo stares in fear then starts sobbing uncontrollably

Val: *wasn’t expecting that reaction*

Neo: Y-YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALISE UNTIL HOFFNARR FINDS ME AND MAKES NEW ORBS I WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE!?!?!?!?

Val: wait a minute-

Neo: WHAT NOW!?

Val: *thinking*

Neo: ...

Val: isn’t tricky dr. hofnarr?

Neo: Hold on a second, Hoffnarr is this "Tricky" guy?

Val: yeah

Neo: So anyways, why the actual FUСК did you join a group of criminals!?

Val: they saved me from being absorbed by the auditor

(val at this moment be like: [image])

(wrong character?)

(Oh shit, I forgor I was using Neo lol)

(ok lol)

Neo: And they're killing off half of Nevada! Hank's genocides are the reason the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton exists!

Val: look i only stick with these guys bcuz i’m scared of the auditor finding me again

Neo: YOU ARE LITERALLY IN A GROUP THAT WILL RESULT IN AGENTS TRYING TO KILL YOU!

Val: *knows how to fight*
(please don’t yell at the bean)

(Neo will continue to yell at the bean for the bean's crimes)
Neo, leaning back and lookin at Val with an angry face: YOU BITCHES EVEN KILLED MY FRIEND!

Val: omg wut

Neo is still looking at Val with an angry face

Val: i didn’t know man-

Neo is so mad if he could cross his arms he would

Val: i could repair those orbs that i crushed if you want

Neo: It's a bit complex, not even I know how to repair them, only Hoffnarr knows...

Val: *already repaired the orbs*

Neo: Wait what the fu-

Val: [image]

Neo: Well they should-
The orbs fly directly into Neo

Val: …
*legend of zelda chest music starts playing*

Neo gets up

Val: :D
*it works!*

Neo is still mad at Val for joining Hank

Val: *still kinda happy that the orbs work but with a bit of stress added in*

Neo sighs

Val: *prepares to run*

Neo, looking at Val: Why are you even with those criminals?

Val: i already explained that

Neo sighs once again
Neo: You know by joining them the Auditor will want to kill you...

Val: *on the verge of a f**king panic attack*

Neo sighs, but with added stress

Val: *runs*

Val is running, but Neo is not running after him

Val: *still running*
(val’s just running bcuz he doesn’t want neo to see what happens to him when panic attack happens)

Neo looks at him, confused

Val: *hides somewhere*

Neo justs sits in the chair

Val: *panik*

(Aight actovate spectator mode what's going on here)

Val: *black goop starts pouring out of eyes and mouth*

(Holy shit)

(yeah that happens whenever they get a ptsd attack)

(I remember that in one phase in FNF VS Trollface week 2 fanmade black goop is coming out of Trollge's eyes and mouth, but the only difference is there is a giant white eye in the mouth)

(oh dam that’s spooky)

(Let's just continue this RP)

(ok)
Val: *panicking*

(Holy shit)

(someone comfort the bebe :<)

(I have no idea how to comfort a criminal)

(are you capable of huggo?)

(Neo used to hug his friend, but never hugged a criminal who killed his friend)

(val didn’t kill his friend, i think)

(But Val is in the gang that killed his friend so Neo doesn't really care how Val is doing right now)

(oh ok)

Meanwhile back at the base
Neo: *Killing off a bunch of AAHW Agents that broke in*

Val: *done panicking* ayo what the hell-

Neo shoots the last agent while looking at Val
Neo: Hello again... 😐

Val: what happened here-

Neo: They busted in and tried to kidnap and torture me until I tell them where Hofnarr is.

Val: :|

Neo: Also funny thing is I have no idea where Hofnarr is right now.

Val: bro he’s fighting hank-

Neo: Before you and I met he was at his lab.

Val: (image)

Tricky and Neo wave to him
Tricky: Hi Exo!
Neo: Hello!
Exo: What do you guys need?

Neo: What'd you expect? He's a scientist!

Val: but-

Neo: He literally helped create the Improbability Drive!

Val: but hofnarr’s a zombie clown now-

Neo: And he, with everything I just said, doesn't give a single fuсk on God's green earth.

Val: ok

Neo's phone rings, he pulls it out and answers
Neo: Yes Hofnarr?
Tricky NEO, speaking through the phone: NEO! WHERE THE [Fifteen dollar hotdog] IS HANK?
Neo: I have no idea...
Tricky NEO: CRAP!

Val: yep, that’s tricky

Neo: Yep.

Val: so you wanna know where hank is?

Tricky NEO: [Yes]!

Val: check the auditor’s place

Tricky NEO: [Okay]!!!
Tricky NEO hung up
Neo: Classic Hofnarr...

*phone go ringrinrnignirgnrrgnirnigrinngrnignirngirnigrin*

(Please don't invade our RP)

Val: yep.

Neo: He never leaves Hank alone lmao

Val: yep.

Tricky calls Neo again
Neo answers
Neo: WHAT NOW!?
Tricky sounds like he is driving, his phone next to him
Tricky: My friend Quinn sent Hank a cursed image and now Hank is after them.
Neo: What the fuсk-

Val: oh s**t-

Tricky: I have no idea what to do- Wait... Is that a building in the distance? OH SHI-
Tricky hung up again
Neo: ... Well that was weir-
A jeep smashes through the wall, Tricky and Quinn are in it

Val: ooooooooooo hank’s gonna kill uuuuuuu

Tricky: Hank literally fears me.
Neo: Tricky is right
(So are you gonna roleplay as Quinn and Val now?)

(ye)
Quinn: hank’s already after me lol
Val: imma just stay here

Tricky: We need to hide Quinn.
(Also the Auditor absorbed Tricky so Tricky is in his skeleton form)

Quinn: ok
Val: *eating chips*

Tricky: I think I know who to summon.

Quinn: who?
Val: who?

Tricky: *Ahem* Zombies and a dead Hank corpse
A grunt who appears to be half zombie falls through the ceiling
Exo: WHO HAS SUMMONED ME

Quinn: who is that-