Skeletor Learns About World War I

SO, A "GREAT WAR" IN EUROPE, EH? WELL, BETWEEN THE NAPOLEONIC WARS AND THE OTTOMAN- HAPSBURG WARS, THIS "GREAT WAR" MUST BE THE BRITISH, THE RUSSIANS, AND THE AUSTRIANS VS THE FRENCH AND THE OTTOMANS, YES? NO, IN FACT, THE FRENCH ARE ALLIED WITH THE BRITISH AND THE RUSSIANS, WHILE THE AUSTRIANS AND THE OTTOMANS ARE UNITED AGAINST THEM. WHAT