Astolfo working at 5 guys...

You pay him to bang you?

No. He gets tips for prompt service.

You call that a big tip, Astolfo?
I'll over-pay you so much that that tip looks petty, darling.

You are not only bringing me extra meat, you are bringing me your presence, which is a gift.

Astolfo's gonna suck you dry!
Of cash. He's gonna get you to give him all your money! What did you think I ment?

...Perhaps both meanings will occur-

Yeah, he's gonna wait til you're not looking and then drink your entire milkshake!

I don't order milkshakes...

People tipping him big money just to deliver their food and "accidentally" drop his cell phone and pick it up. Good job if you can get it!

i just got that..

It just means everyone thinks Astolfo is sexy and over-pays him at the restaurant.

s t i l l . . .

Astolfo might be TOO popular at his job...

o noe

Astolfo is best boi, this is true, but he is such a best boi that he increases my workload tenfold.
How, exactly? He distracts Goatfire so much that he doesn't do ANY work and all of it gets transferred to me.
But if the boss is happy, I guess it's fine...

Yeah, Astolfo and Goatfire hang out while you do all the work!
You need meowth to show up and censor Astolfo's lewd before he can hypnotize Goatfire!

Astolfo doesn't need lewd to hypnotize Goatfire...

But Astolfo is best boi. You know he COULD hypnotize people with his lewd!

He could, yes...
That would probably make it worse...

[Response to your other comment]
I don't know. You might get suffocated by their special of the day...

I can't get suffocated, I technically don't need to breathe!
As for what I want for dinner... I think you already know.

by brother got the fastest time getting banned at a wendys server

Better watch out!

Oh, I'll watch out... heheheh.

best boy rating is def a 1000/10 but bruh WHY ARE THERE SO MANYYYYYY

There's 5 anime traps cause its 5 guys. Lol.

NOAOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Uh oh! Next stop: ara ara arby's!

Finally, a restaurant I'll enjoy-

I litterally wasnt even able to find a image to describe my current emotions on the image

no

Watch out! Those waitresses look a little TOO friendly...

I can handle 'em.

thats kinda o b i v o u s

Running away! Good decision!

and that is: N i g u r e n d a y o

im personal s a d d e n e d