AAAAAAA

ahem bro your nodifcations yeah check them out

you should and also why u use light mode

Im immune :)

yeah but dark mode is cooler

on my old phone it was, not this phone

huh

this phone is immune

I don't get it

I'm immune to light mode

I just noticed the TikTok notification.

my phone always says "use tiktok" n shit

DEEZ NUTZ

:(

bro take care of your notifactions someone might be dieing -winks-

Pain :)

yummy blood
(but still that has to hurt)

no s(Kirby sound) it hurts

do you want me to wipe it off for you?

it's blood

idc

E

So want me 2

sure why not

-licks it off-

wtg

What’s wtg mean

meant wtf

Oh but that was yummy

Aaa

-creepily smiles-

-creepily laughs-

A

idk what’s worse, use using light mode, having 86 notifications, or using an android🙄

shut da f**k up

my bad

an android is the only thing I can get
Light mode doesn't affect me
The 86 notifs are from like, 6 months ago.

aight
impressive
damn bro open them😂

thx for understanding
I am jesus
How can i

yeah. i paid for my own phone since 6th grade
🙏
idk, open it

I don't got money to pay for it, so I use true unlimited data
>:D
bruh

yeah i started a lawn business and i made enough on my own🤷‍♂️

*yankovic

do you know who weird al ya logic is?

ohbok

Oh

yeah. and i still do it and i’ve made enough to be able to pay for a car with some help from my parents

no

oh ok he makes this cool music like he does a song that already exists but like with new words. i don’t remember what it’s called tho

*you using

Imagine insulting someone about a device brand they use

actually, i can

Oooh and that means you’re a badass!

?

Android is 600000000000 times better in phones. iPads are better than old samsung tablets though

at least when i touch my phone the battery doesn’t fall out. oh, and people actually want to own iphones🙄

Is it that my entire family have some kind of super android cause the battery never falls out with any of our phones

what kind do you have? it’s basically a joke bc some of the really low end ones would actually have the battery fall out when you dropped them and it’s kinda funny. i was just messing with this dude when i said it but he took it seriously. i don’t actually have a problem with androids

I've always wondered where tose memes came from

yeah. those are like the $50 phones from who knows where or what company

And at least when my battery falls out it doesn’t shatter

Plus, people don’t want to own garbage trucks, but they can be worth much more than expensive cars.

that’s why people want iphones and not androids

so you admit that your battery falls out?

Only if you dont have a case and take it out, so no.

so you can take your battery out? bro, we have to go somewhere to get it removed, your little cousin could probably figure out a way to get yours out lmao

Yeah you have to pay money to find out something that everyone else knows

?

Going somewhere like a repair shop

lmao i don’t need to go to a repair shop to know my phone has a battery

Only degenerate millennials and Gen Z Americans. Any non poor foreigners own Samsungs for a reason.

bc they cant get iphones?

bc they cant get iphones?