To dark?

Noelle: Why'd you have to remind me?!

Some people such as berdly become popsicles and now... You will join him. *readies snowgrave*

now to bring in Falco Lombardi

Ah! Burghly!

yes yes it's

you forgot "has a tragic backstory that everyone ignores/makes fun of but is actually relatable"

...

wdym they're not relatable

Finally someone else noticed the similarities