Mainly because you're a maniacal serial killer.

Stfu you fiendish clown

No, face facts, Hank.

None of this Madness wouldn't have happened if instead do going on a rampage after the boom box guy punched you, you simply went somewhere nice and quiet.

I was gonna ask him to turn down the volume then he punched me FOR NO REASON
that dumbass

Spong agrees, Hank, if you didn't cause mass genocide, then the sheriff wouldn't have to hire me and I wouldn't be after you.

It’s because I just liked killing. IIIII CANT HOLD IT IN ANYYYMOORRREEEE JUST LET ME BE

Well, Tricky has a point...