Kawaii: maybe we can order something online? the last time i tried to cook... um.. i literally...
covered the kitchen in eggs and chocolate sauce, broke the microwave by putting all the silverware in it, made the oven come to life and it went bazinga, clogged the sink with one sprinkle, made the floor covered in broken glass and food coloring, accidentally ate the cake batter when it was good, set the toaster on fire, and flooded the backyard with ice and bed sheets-