Roast me

It's a $50 dollar Uber ride from your eyebrows to your hairline

Hairline? What hairline?

Oh wow

Damn

wait... are you 8 or 9 or 10

None of the above im 13

aight

sure mate

it's a $100 dollar uber ride from your lips to your chin.

Its ACTUALLY a 5-minute walk to his chin from his lips

5 year*

no 5 minutes

I was looking for a good roast but It would just be an insult to those who made them

This app is for 13 + not 5+

ye

AND YET, WE ACT LIKE 3 YEAR OLDS

Completely

jesus christ do your eyebrows like each other because there getting to close

How can you look like a 6th grader and a 3rd grader at the same time?

Dear god you are right

You monkey-faced snottergopple of a glass fart

How do you manage to sound like Mary Poppins and Homer Simpson at the same time?

Idk but this stream is called RARE insults for a reason

Yeah RARE not STUPID

Fair

i might make a stupid insults stream

His chin looks like a flip phone

I could walk to the moon from earth before I could get from your eyebrows to your hairline

bro i took elon musks rocket to the moon and i couldnt touch ur hairline

You're literally that one person from the vine that says, "I have big ass eyebrows"

Yo so ugleh I can't think of anything else

You look like a human version of sans

People talkin about Uber rides over here while I’m just wondering how you got out of the dumpster your dad threw you in when you were a child when he found out you had a face even a mother couldn’t love

You look like that one kid always brags about being godly at all games only to be completely destroyed when someone calls your bluff

*kid that always

your sus.

never have i seen someone so young, yet so old.