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Thanks!

a w e s o m e

Thanks nurse! Now give me that ice pack for my limb that fell off.

*gives ice pack and sticker*
have a nice day

*bleeding intensely* gee, thanks!

no problem, now you need to get back to class, mk?

Yeah! *another limb falls off* I’ll be on my way!

do you need me to walk you back to class, or you got it? i think you got it, okay have a noce day

You too.

OH SHUT UP-

Lmao

I SWEAR,ITS ONLY LIKE 1 OR 2.

k

Ye

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Thanks!

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Ayo you ain’t wrong though, and same to you :)

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Your right

yup

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Uhm uhm uhm, can i say in dms?

No

No problem. Have a great day!

You too

I-

T-then i cant tell you

Fine.

Fine if you're gonna be like that... 3 6 18

Uh-…. Gee, thanks?

dont kill me-

Can’t promise anything.

Is that good or bad?

I’d aske someone else to do it for me. Kick me in the shins or something

Jeez, didnt know you hated me that much for saying I like you

Real funny

There's the sarcasm

Mhm..

You ok?

Totally

Wanna talk about it?

Like a friend like, sure. But nothing more then that. And yes, I friend zoned you.

As if I didn't already know that was gonna happen-

Bad. Super bad. Like as if I round house kicked everyone you knew and loved.

So you'd round house kick yourself? How would that work?

Ight cool

Whoa- you ok? That was a random mood change-

I don’t make up stupid points that’s not even true. Well, take 7 year olds for one. The moment someone proves them wrong, they go berserk and say stupid shit to try to prove themselves right.

No shit, thats why they're called 7 year olds lmao.

*sarcasm* Well I’m sorry, your majesty, would you like me to fake my feelings for you?

*mockingly* no id rather you not immediately friendzone me when you just met me

Okay? I’m fair, not stupid

Wdym by fair

* sarcastically* Oh, so you expected me to be An Albert Einstein and know everything?

*mockingly* i expected you to be smarter than Einsteinian kick my ass then friendzone me or give me a chance

* sarcastically* Oh, I’m sorry, your majesty, I like someone else.

*mockingly* i know you do, and stop calling me your majesty before I start calling you mommy

You’ve got a point there.

Thats what i thought, i win!

Okay, then. Now I’ll be getting to sleep now. GOOD.BYE.

Jesus-

Ya know, i think that woman might be the death of me.

Uh, yes I’m fine. And yes, my mood can change very quickly.

Interesting, first time I've seen that

Then meet more people.

FRIENDZONED**** F**KING PIECE OF SHIT 1852 TABLET COCK SUCKING SHITTY AUTOCORRECT ASSHOLE BITCH

*mockingly*

I would but i just got friends ones by them

I’m taken, for one. And either way, the moment we are alone, I’ll hold you at gunpoint.

I know, and i also know that. But you couldn't kill me if you wanted to.

Ya think?

Yeah, you're gonna be the death of me easily

Mhm

I feel like we'd be great together, even though you'd kill me first