i'm a vaporeon

*one eye open* *still drowzy* hi.

The axe goes right through your sternum, all you feel it pain as I stand over your bleeding body, I laugh "do you have a fetish for dying"

*dropping to the ground, all bloody and in pain* why would you kill me? *groans in pain*

I kneel down in front of you "you messed with the wrong house fool!" I punched you in the face, knocking you out

*after a while, I wakes up* *limps out of your house*

"Not this time!" I through the axe at you, landing in your spine

*I find enough strength to run out of the house*
*runs out*

"You stupid bitch!" I run and grap the axe out of you and hit you right on the head, finishing the job

*raises up with no pain at all* *laughs* *pulls the axe right out of my head*

I punch you in the face before you can use the axe. I take the axe from you and cut off you head while screaming "F**K YOU BITCH!"

yay!

*casually gets back up* *pulls the axe out from my head* *puts my head back on instantly* *heals*

I cut off your head stupid bitch

*I talk* It doesn't work that way, dumbass
*grows 8 feet taller than you*

This is why I hate rps, I hope you know that you make rps the most annoying shit to ever do, and one last thing, f**k you as a person

thanks! :D

That wasn't a complement

thank you very much :D

move, i want to get the ✨coffee mix✨

*opens one eye* *drowsy* ok. *scoots over so you can get the coffee mix*

yay!

ask you to get out of my freezer please

*wakes up* *jumps out*

o k b y e

*rubs my body against you*

u m -
you want some
w a t e r ?
juice-?
m i l k

*keeps rubbing against you*

u m
anything
can i get you
a n y t h i n g
or we just gonna *motions twords you*
*goes to sit down*

*content noise* :)

okie then
*pats the seat beside me*
you can sit down, if you want

*sits and lays down*

I would eat you

I never knew I bought a vaporeon for lunch

*opens one eye* *drowsy* *rubs against you*

“Pulls out knife”

*runs out of the house*

*shoots*

Step 1: Boil a some water in a kettle.
Step 2: Strap a blindfold onto your eyes.
Step 3: Pour the boiling water on your face.

There, now you're not cold anymore.

ok

lol you're okay with that?

*hugs* yes

*British etiquette intensifies*

sure!

:D

*hands yorkshire tea*

thanks *sips tea*

np