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Topic 3: Congress and Senate

This one, If I'm being honest, I am not sure if the newly proposed senate is going to work. Congress is just fine, If we can make people from each party participate, such as an evenly partisan congress. I also think that there should be a Majority and a Minority leader in congress.
As per usual, Bills can be proposed by two congressmen, and either an EO is made, or congress votes on it.

It's also worth pointing out that 33% of Congress voted for the HCP last time, and the HCP received 33% of the vote last time. We have a very fair and proportional Congress already.

Topic 4: Impeachment

This is heavily wanted by all political opposition, and their current target is my VP, IncognitoGuy.
Sloth has proposed a trial and wants to convict IncognitoGuy on the charges of Obstruction of Justice and Abuse of power. I say let the facts speak for themselves, and let the court handle it. If IncognitoGuy is acquitted, I am going to keep him as he is cleared of all charges. If IncognitoGuy is convicted, it will be sad to see him go, but I will have Secretary of state F1Fan by my side. Right now I am on no one's side, mainly due to peer pressure from both sides.

Topic 1: Money

Sloth and I have collaborated to work on a form of currency called the IP dollar. But the only source of money comes in lieu of the Imgflip_Bank, which sloth has shut down because he wants to protest IG. BUT, This shutdown will be no more, as I am working on making a new bank, and which will start a competition to see who will use each bank. We have successfully agreed to mark 1 IP dollar as 2 Crusader dollars. Pending ratios are being negotiated with the PPolice.

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Topic 2: LGBT

Now I know that some people support this, some people are moderate, and some people are against this. But we should have all known by now, that we should not be such assholes to people who do support this. Civic discussion is allowed, as long as it doesn't cross the line. Now for me, Morally, I am against it. But, This should not mean that you have the right to do what you want. So legally, it's your right to be what you want.

Conclusion:

We've all had our mishaps from here and there, some deals gone wrong, and some compromises broken, but it is important to remember, that no one in this CURRENT controversy has left IP.

You forgot somebody…

Yeah... but who...

Me

I know, I was joking.

Fair enough.

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Cause no one said anything at the time

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