YESH PLS!

Aight, who u want?

Shyboy:*insert the falling down mount ebott meme lol* were in gods name am I? *one hour of him seeing dust all over the ruins and stuff and getting out of there* I don’t know why but I don’t think that was any normal dust, eh it’s just me anyway

Chara: *fighting dusttale sans*

Shyboy:oh now I get it…. so uh weird looking person with red glowing eyes what are you even trying to do that’s a skeleton you can’t kill what’s already- *realization that it’s alive* ok somone explain this to me

Jesus: no lol

Shyboy:ok lord, well if nobody will explain IF YOUR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE GREATER GOOD GIVE ME A SIGN, but if your someone doing something bad then no u

Jesus: ok fine, welcome to the underground, you can have a seizure here

Shyboy: that doesent help but thanks, *thinks for a while* I’ll just help the skeleton guy since that weird person over there has a knife and I shapeshift into a skeleton for every Halloween, *some strange black goop tears out of his costume and stretches towards chara the goop shapes into a fist and hits her*TAKE THAT YOU PSYCHO

Chara: Æ

Shyboy: wut

Chara: gaster

Shyboy:

Chara: ø

Shyboy:*turns into his slime monster form and the black slime turns gray* ☻︎❣︎⌫☽❦☦︎︎㋛♥︎⌫❣︎❦☺︎︎♥︎⌫☦︎︎❦☾✞❤︎ت⌫☦︎︎❦𓂀༒𓆉♡︎シ (it’s just random signs but let’s just pretend it says:oh I didn’t mean to do that uhhh)

Gaster: 👊👎🤜👍👊👍🖕🤟✌🤘🤞🖖✌🤙👇🤘🤞👈🤌🖖👆🤘🤏

Shyboy: okay but still 𓁹❥☏♥︎☹︎♡︎☺︎︎❣︎⌫☾シ❥☹︎༒𓁹♥︎❦☽㋛❥⌫♥︎☺︎︎❥❦☦︎︎☺︎︎☾❦♡︎㋛☾

Gaster: >:/ ✋👌🖐🤌🖕👍🖕🤘👆👈👆🤘🖕🖕🖕👈👆🤘🖕🤙✌

Shyboy:ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ☻︎♥︎𓆉☽☺︎︎☦︎︎⌫♥︎❦☾㋛☽𓁹ఌ𓆉☦︎︎シ♥︎ت❣︎𓁹☽𓆉ఌ✞✔︎㋛♥︎⌫𓆉♡︎ت☦︎︎✔︎𓆉ఌ⌫☾㋛☾✞♡︎☻︎༒☹︎✔︎⌫☦︎︎☻︎♥︎㋛❥☀︎︎☀︎︎☀︎︎☀︎︎♡︎☺︎︎☀︎︎☽⌫ఌ☀︎︎♥︎✞❤︎𓆉☾ఌ☺︎︎ت༒ت♡︎❦☾𓁹ఌ☻︎

Gaster: AAA

Shyboy:ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎

Gaster: re

Sin: *stare*

Dust: ..

Sin: why are you covered in dust...

Dust: don't ask.

Sin: Already did

Dust: >:/

Sin: got a problem?

Sin: Heh...

Dust: Yes, I do have a problem.

Sin: Guess who doesn't give a shit?

Dust: funk u

(TO THE MEMECHAT) Sin: FR

Dust: *yeets sin*

*stands on the wall* for real?

Tails: *insert him snapping his neck while falling into MT. Ebott* ...ow.

Dust: pof

Tails: *he walks around, yelling to warn if anyone was there...but nobody came...

Frisk: *also falls down and snaps neck*

Tails: *starts wheezing*

Frisk: AAAAAA

Tails: Bro, how the f**k did you land just like I did? *he continues laughing*

Frisk: no grass

Tails: Okay, but there are leaves.
Tails' stats that are not important but idc:
100/100 HP
2 DF
2 AT
Tails: Do you wanna commit a masacare?

Frisk: *makes tails enter the game irl*

Tails: f**k

Frisk: *sings milk*

Tails: *is Toriels house, raiding shit*

Frisk: what

Tails: I committed mass genocide 100 times while you weren't looking.

Frisk: we have different routes *spares goat*

Tails: uhh *leaves the ruins after killing every monster in sight*

Frisk: watch this *spares everyone*

Tails: *speedruns the genocide route*

Frisk: *touches tails and points at the void* there's free candy down there

Tails: *extends his arm into the void and reaches for the candy* How do I say Zoom punch in Japanese?

Frisk: ha

Tails: *he kills himself*

E

What the hell dude

*there is candy*

*he grabs the whole bowl*
Tails: Want some?

Frisk: cool

Tails: ...

Frisk: already did

Tails: aight. Reset.

Frisk: *spares big ass goat (asriel)*

Tails: *he kills sans, asgore, flowey, and Chara...wait what*

Frisk: ok

Tails: go kill everyone for me, aight?

Frisk: no I only snapped my neck here to fight a giant ass goat

Tails: ima commit a massacre anyway *pulls out a 1911*

Wadnes

What the f**k

Frisk: wait, that's illegal

Tails: I don't care I did it anyway

Frisk: yes

Tails: *he gets the bowl back to him and Frisk, and they split the candy evenly.

Frisk: *does genocide route 292919 times*

Tails: holy shit

*respawn moments*

Tails: *insert him mentally dying in a corner*

Frisk: *kills tails*

Tails: *he respawns and kills Frisk*

Frisk: piola 👍

Tails: we be speedrunning right now

Frisk: NO U

Tails: *he resets the game lol*

Frisk: fuk u

Tails: *he shoots Frisk* Shame you only have 20/20 HP.

Frisk: no

Tails: ima delete the game if you keep this shit up.

Frisk: *at 1 hp* FUUUU
Toriel: *punches tails* Do not touch THE CHILD

Tails: *he shoots both Frisk and Toriel* I didn't touch Frisk. The bullet did.

Frisk: *commits genocide route*

Tails: ...

Frisk: *fights goat

Tails: But I killed her-

Frisk: hah

Tails: lets chill for a while.

Frisk: haj

Tails: hey...

F

Frisk: *doesn't die* ha
Toriel: *dies*

Tails: I am going to have another bullet hit you if you don't shut the f**k up.

Frisk: let's go

Tails: You go ahead. I'll stay here.