Spamton (HD)

(Im being jevil)

aight you start

Jevil: UEE HEE HEE I AM FREE FROM THAT PRISON! NOW I CAN PLAY, PLAY!

Spamton: *rises out of a dumpster* HEY EVERY ___! IT'S ME!!

Jevil: OH? WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MY NEW PLAY MATE!

Spamton: WHO MIGHT [You] BE?

Jevil: I AM THE JESTER. THE ONE AND ONLY JEVIL! A WONDERFUL MAN SHOWED ME THIS IS NOTHING BUT A GAME, GAME! AND YOU ARE MY PLAYMATE!

Spamton: WELL, IF IT ISN"T... JEViL!! I HEARD ABOUT [You]!!

Jevil: HM... I HAVE ALSO HEARD ABOUT YOU SPAMTON.

Spamton: THAT"S RIGHT! IT"S ME! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! EV3RY BUDDY"S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]

Jevil: I HAVE HEARD OF YOU FROM HIM! YOU SOUND WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL?

Spamton: BELIEVE IT OR ___, I USED TO BE A [BIG SHOT]! THE BIGGEST! BUT NOW, I NEED A LITTLE [Genorisity].

Jevil: AND WHAT WOULD YOU WANT MY FRIEND?

Spamton: [Transmit Kromer]

Jevil: HM... *check pocket* SORRY BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY.

Spamton: WELL YOU"VE GOT THE RIGHT ATTITUDE< [Friend]!

Jevil: WAIT! I KNOW, KNOW! HOW YOU CAN BECOME A BIG SHOT, BIG SHOT!

Spamton: HOW WOULD I DO THAT??

Jevil: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK BEFORE YOU CAN COUNT ONE, TWO, THREE! *Disappears quickly*

sure bro

Spamton: YOU"LL NEED [This]!!
(Kris got KeyGen.)

Kris: thanks. i'll go now i guess.

Spamton: AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO [Upvote] AND [Follow] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!

Kris: not sponsored. *starts going to queens castle ig*

(Kris sees a locked forcefield blocking a door labeled "B1".)

Kris: *tries using keygen thing*

(It unlocks and disappears.)

Kris: *continues*

(They find a mechanism hanging from vines. They can see something shining inside the mechanism...)

Kris: *tries to open mechanism*

Spamton: NOT EVEN BECOMING A [BIG SHOT] AGAIN COULD HELP ME
(Berdley arrives.)
Spamton: OH [Cunderago] HE"S HERE

Berdley: Oh. It's you again. You didn't appreciate any of my ideas.
Queen: You Have Permission To Bother Him (instead of me)

Spamton: *sinking into the dumpster* [I Am Not Here I Am Not Here I Am Not Here I Am Not Here I Am Not Here I Am Not Here]

Berdley: I don't want to waste my time with this little imbecile. I thought you were looking for Kris?
Queen: I Um Yes Kris Is Not Here Lets Go

Spamton: [I Do Not Want To Go To Smartboy Theme Park]
Spamton: [I Just Want To Forget The Statue]

Queen: (oh god the statue)
Berdley: That statue was magnificent and a work of art, for your information. We'll be leaving now.
Queen: *throws some money to spamton* (to try therapy)

Spamton: WAIT, THEY'RE GOING TO THAT LITTLE [Sponge]!
(Spamton follows Queen without Queen or Berdley noticing.)

Berdley: *rambling about something*
Queen: *visibly doesn't care*

Spamton: *still follows silently*

[They reach a little platform and see Kris]
Queen: Hey Kris

(Kris got EmptyDisk.)

Kris: *closes mechanism and starts to go back*

(They reach Spamton.)
Spamton: KRIS!! YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DID YOU GET THE [Disk] I ASKED FOR?

Kris: *holds out disk*

Spamton: *shaking* NOW, KRIS. DON"T BE GREEDY. TRANSMIT. THE DISK.

Kris: how?

Spamton: *still shaking* AFTER THE TRANSMITION, RETURN THE DISK. WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

Kris: how do i transmit it though-

Transmit the disk?
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>TRANSMIT
>do not transmit

Kris: *big think* >transmit

(Spamton immediately notices Kris.)
Spamton: HEY YOU LITTLE [Slime]!! DID YOU CHANGE YOU MIND ABOUT MY [Deal]

Kris: *flinches* oh frick its you
Queen: Oh You Followed

Spamton: LIKE I SAID, DEALS LIKE THIS COME ONLY ONCE IN YOUR [Ant-sized] [Rapidly Shrinking] LIFE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
Spamton: [[Hyperlink Blocked]].

Queen: You Really Do Need Therapy
Kris: *starts walking away*

Spamton: KID COME BACK I CAN MAKE YOu A [BIG SHOT]!!!!!!

Kris: shut the frick up i know what you want

Spamton: ...

Kris: *middle finger and walks away*

Spamton: *follows* DIDN"T I TELL YOU ABOUT THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]]?!

Kris: damn now I know how you got that name

Spamton: ...THEN IT'S A DEAL.
(Spamton disappears.)
(Kris got LoadedDisk. They can feel it smiling in their hand.)

Kris: ._. oh wait im supposed to put this back *goes back to mechanism*

(There's a slot for a disk in the mechanism.)

Kris: *puts disk in slot*

(. . .)
(Nothing happens.)

Kris: *Shrugs and starts walking away*

(On Kris's way out, a shadowy figure appears, hanging from the ceiling by green strings.)

Kris: oh s**t

Spamton: ..IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME, I"LL [Leave You Alone Forever]!

Kris: *side glance* what is it?

Spamton: YOU JUST NEED TO FIND THE [EmptyDisk] IN THE [Queen's Basement]! BUT DON'T TELL QUEEN. TRY TO KEEP IT [Private].
(Spamton says this without noticing that Queen is right behind him.)

Queen: Um I'm Right Here

Spamton: WELL YOU DIDN"T HEAR WHAT I SAID DID YOU

Queen: I Heard You Say To Not Tell Me

Spamton: DID YOU HEAR WHAT KRIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU

Queen: Um No

Spamton: [Good]

Kris: fine, i'll do it.
Queen: Sus

(Spamton returns to a safe distance from Queen, laughing and glitching.)
Spamton: YOU WANT IT!!!! YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] DON"T YOU?!!!!

Queen: Calm Down

Spamton: AHEAEHAEHAHEHAEHAEHAHEA

Queen: *calling berdley*

Spamton: OH NO NOT THAT [Nerd]
Spamton: HE CAME BY BEFORE YOU AND WOULD NOT STOP FORCING ME TO LISTEN TO HIS PLANS FOR HIS "SMARTBOY THEME PARK"
Spamton" I GAVE HIM 1000 [Kromer] TO SHUT UP

Queen: I Know I Hate Him Too But He's Surprisingly Useful

Spamton: HE SHOWED ME A [Horrible Thing]
Spamton: MY EYES ARE [Burning] LIKE [DVDs of any movie at Half-price]

Queen: Did He Tell You About The Nipple Thing?

Spamton: YES
Spamton: NO AMOUNT OF KROMER COULD BUY ME ADEQUATE THERAPY

Queen: I Feel That

aight
who are you gonna be

queen

aight you start

Queen: *looking for Kris who went this way*

Spamton: *rises out of a dumpster* HEY EVERY ___! IT'S ME!!

Queen: What The Heck Are You

Spamton: EV3RY BUDDY"S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]!

Queen: You Need Some Potassium Bro

Spamton: I"M SPAMT--
Spamton: I"M SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

Queen: Your Weird *starts walking away*

Spamton: WAIT NO [Come Back]

Queen: *turns around* What Do You Want

Spamton: DON"T YOU WANNA BE A [BIG SHOT]?

Queen: Coming From The Guy Living In The Trash

Spamton: THAT"S RIGHT! NOW"S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!

Queen: I Wonder If I Could Run You Over With A Car

Spamton: AND I HAVE JUST THE THING YOU NEED TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!
(Spamton says this gradually getting closer and closer to Queen.)

Queen: I Should Have Brought Something That Explodes

Spamton: WHAT YOU NEED IS...
(Spamton is now in Queen's face.)
Spamton: [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

Queen: *backs up a little* Well Atleast It's Blocked