now that a lot of tubas

My Shotgun Is my trombone

I cause people to go deaf with the power of a trumpet

*Heavy trumpet starts*

i use the freakin power of music with a freakin zylophone

how I see band instruments as military weapons:
tuba: minigun
trumpet: assault rifle/pistol
trombone: sniper rifle/rocket launcher
clarinets/flutes mele weapons