John- Idk

poor john

I found one of Dave's older raps in his notebook lmao
(im droppin things today)
(just left and right)
(things of all shapes sizes and dubious metaphorical merit)
(things aint even being held)
(by chumps who cant be assed to show up)
(droppin shit on yo BEHALF)
(you name it.)
(ima let it go)
(drop it like a frivolous lawsuit)
(oh snap)
(get out of my courtroom bitch)
(WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY YO)
(drop it like the most expensive f**king christmas ornament)
(step on that glass with your bare ass feet)
(christmas is RUINED motherf**ker)
(drop it like the mug in usual suspects)
(kobayashi was your cup you dumb f**k)
(drop it like unemployment figures under the obama administrations bold economic policies)
(drop it like cargo on a space getaway)
(just)
(jettison that motherf**ker)
(this rap is blasting off)
(drop it like a bunch of firewood i just gathered)
(gonna rub a couple muthaf**kin sticks together)
(just sittin here whippin up sick lyrical friction)
(if you start smellin smoke you caught a whiff of my diction)
(shits gettin warm but i wont stop til its hot)
(warm just dont cut it when shits gettin dropped)
(tell me how you feel)
(about shit getting dropped)
(how hot do you want it)
(when i let go of the fire)
(just say when)
(what)
(i cant hear you)
(I SAID SAY WHEN MUTHAF**KS SHIT IS BURNIN MY HANDS!)
(f**k it)

yo sick

this is from what
2015?

nice he got some pretty good rhymes

i told you my bro was good at rapping xD

yah lmao

https://voca.ro/1mRcOMkrJeQ5

you are better at rapping than me LMFAO

it was recorded at 3 am.

oof

He gonna get stepped on.

Guys stop rhyming why am i laughing lmao

I just realized-

read he song

no shite

and then hes gonna do it.

he gonna move it

and Karens gonna step on him, making is ribs move it, like justdance2022

(ayy ayy ayy yuh)
poor poor john gonna get stepped on
better move fast before he get stepped on (stepped on, stepped on)
Karens be holding him by the throat making the poor bloke choke

what have i done
https://voca.ro/1eIWaYW4QHCN

oh tysm imma follow u back

lol

maan u need the better flow

but he would be kinda shocked by what you guys did one of his friends names is John .___.

ik i am horseshit at rappin lmao

although my bro
hes a lot better at rapping than me tbh

lmao

kewl

lmao i mean u just need to talk faster that's it. and i'm shite that rapping too

lmao i motherf**kin get it

hmmmm

dave who?

Dave is my bro

ah kk

y e s

*wheeze*

Poor john, poor john,
for his neck is snapped in two (two two)
Karens cookin him for dinner, and theres nothing you can do! (you can do, you can do)

FOR REAL FOR REAL

IT IS THE BEST RAP IN HISTORY
although Dave would not be pleased :/

AYO YOU GONNA POST THE FULL RAP OR AM I?

BRO I F**KING GOT CHU I WAS GONNA PUT IT TOGETHER RN

NICE. YOU GOT A FOLLOW FOR THAT MASTERPEICE WE PUT UP

RIGHT BACK AT YA MATE

ITS A WIN WIN FOR EVERY ONE

YES'M

LES F**KING GOOOO

THIS THE BEST RAP IN HISTORY

OH DAMN
them bitches not gonna get no alimony
cause he knows bitches full of that baloney
John ain't gonna get stepped on, crapped on, f**king smacked on
Cause john need some bloody p o g
(epic end beat)

*ayyye we gettin them bars*

Man be buying all the damn lattes
bitches can't even cook him a pate
stress is real for the poor man john

But Karens not havin it
Johns go***mn foolery
She knows where them lattes at
So pass them over, you lil BITCH

*wheeze*

(mic drop)

OOOOOOOHHH

(YAHHHH YOU F**KIN LIL BIIITCH. HAND OVER THEM BLOODY LATTES)
poor poor john gonna get stepped on
better move fast before he get stepped on (stepped on, stepped on)
Karens be holding him by the throat making the poor bloke choke
If he doesn't buy them lattes his ass gonna get sauteed
Canibalistic bitch don't even let him itch

* wheezing*

John is gettin outta here
cause hes had enough
going to the lawyers
to file up.

this was worth staying up to see
take a motherf**kin follow right now

*his