Mudfur: Wait, where am I?

(cool oc btw)
Big Floppa: *let him\her sleep*

(that's not a warrior cat's oc that's big floppa)

(i know i)

Appleclaw: "Get out of our territory!" He yowled

Claydusk: technically no, she just sleepwalks
Claydusk: also... I CAN SEE YOU ATTACKED MUDFUR. SHE'S GIVING BIRTH TO KITS SOON, YOU IDIOT!

Appleclaw: Well that sucks.

Claydusk: i have a feeling we're gonna have to issue a war with your clan because you attacked a freaking queen

Appleclaw: Im a rouge now, we all got kicked out after the takeover, remeber? And werent you having kits soon?

Claydusk: well yes and oh i furgot

Appleclaw: How do you forget?

Claydusk: idk i just furgot that the clan was took over

Appleclaw: And i was protecting my prey.

Claydusk: there's plenty of prey in the forest you just live in a twoleg barn

Appleclaw: True, but its abandonded.

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(akeykaoduakdhmaudlajhelpajemahdoueandlaujsimkakhaudksykhavignakdkaukhejaadkuyaieyakdhstrokekadhkyerkehowuakdanehiahkahdjsnlajdfhaodgaigtehauisahahigh)

( why did you spam?)

(heolp ihem havenghe ahs trdoke)

What do you smell?

(ahaieuierh)

( also, stop faking, you wouldnt be able to even reconize the keyboard

(szdk8iuh[][90u aueyap93a[rsmanhhdalepajbeak)

Yeah you can die if you want. its only a 1 in 4 chance)

Claydusk: ok so

Appleclaw: Can you take her? I'm trying to eat and she's invaded my privacy.

Claydusk: unfortunately no, she's too heavy fur anyone in our clan to pick up

Appleclaw: Whatever. * he starts eating a finch*

Claydusk: *insert f**k this shit i'm out meme*

* he contuines eating*

Mudfur: *calmly wakes up*

Appleclaw: Your clan wanted you.

Mudfur: huh..?

Appleclaw: You slept walk into my territory.

Mudfur: *doesn't hear*

*Appleclaw pounces on her raking into her back*

Mudfur: *turns around leaving only her belly to attack*

*Appleclaw quickly attacks Mudfur*

Mudfur: mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Appleclaw: * yells in her ear* WAKE UP!!!!

Mudfur: *doesn't wake up*

Appleclaw: Ill leave you here for the foxes and badgers.

Claydusk: *randomly walks out of the shadows* no.
(yes i'm using your OC now :3)

Appleclaw: Claydusk? What are you doing? This is a tresspasser!

Mudfur: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* he poked their under belly*

Mudfur: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Appleclaw: Get out of our territory. Now!

Mudfur: Huh?

Appleclaw: Get. Out. Of. Our. territory. Now.

Mudfur: zzzzzzzzzzzzz

* he bites mudfur's neck lightly but it still hurts*

Mudfur: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS- zzzzzzzzzzzz

Appleclaw: Ill just kill him.

Mudfur: .................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* he flips them over and rakes their under belly with his sharp claws*

Mudfur: ......................................

* he bites thier neck and clecnhes down on it *

Mudfur: *heavy breathing and covers her neck*

Appleclaw: Last chance. Leave.

Mudfur(mumbling): am i being attacked? *yawn and falls back asleep*

Appleclaw: * waiting for her to wake up*

Mudfur(mumbling): this definitely doesn't feel like the soothing CloudClan medicine den.. oh well, the cats are probably just getting more moss.. mrmrmrmrmrrmrr....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Appleclaw: YOUR IN ENEMY TERRITORY!!!