Floppa

*sneaks*

Big Floppa: *walking*

*pulls out weapon*

Big Floppa: *walcc*

*sneak*

Big Floppa: *notices the guy in armor*

......

Big Floppa: *becomes hostile*

oh no *gets weapon ready*

*its big floppa*

WHY

Big Floppa: *it does nothing*

OH NO

Big Floppa: *gets really close to you*

UHH *pulls out wabberjack*

*he hops on your bed*

?

Big Floppa: *dies from magic*

Finally

*big floppa spawns in 1b big floppas and your game crashes*

T^T

*your game crashes*

WAIT NOW THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

Big Floppa: *attacks you*

*blocks*

*you decide to loot it*

*loots*

*you go back to skyrim*

I wanna go to whiterun

*you decide to go to sleep*

T^T

*you find some red untextured item named 000000000000000000000000000*

Hmmm

Big Floppa: *attacks again*

*uses magic*

Big Floppa: *attacks you and does 50 dmg*

*heals myself and attacks*

*you wake up to some *kerr* sound at 3 am*

T^T

*there is big floppa instead of alduin*

NO

*the town is hostile to you*

you know what ima visit Alduin

" ello floppa"

Big Floppa: mew

" huh"

Big Floppa: *purr*

* gives headpats*

Big Floppa: mew

* starts petting it*

Big Floppa: *purr*