who are you

Switch hood: I'm Switch hood, who are you

im cl-1201

Switch hood: ?

what? am i to fat?

Switch hood: your not fat

ok. thanks

Switch hood: np

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Sorry.

Switch hood: Hewo, I'm Switch hood

185: I see she is kind, but is she able to handle the recoil of a pistol?
No clue.

Switch hood: I bet I can handle it

Alright, we are going to test your resistance against recoil while using a 12 Gauge Desert Eagle.

Switch hood: Alright

You, do know what a 16 Gauge Desert Eagle is, right?

Switch hood: Yeah

Cause they're meant for the most elite units, otherwise it'll break and send your wrists into the fiery pits of hell

Switch hood: Oookay then

So, how about we try it with a Luger 380?

Switch hood: *I-I'm sorry

Its alright, its my fault.

Switch hood: I wasn't looking, I was on the switch

Well, I gotta get going.

Switch hood: *Hugs Unregistered octoling*

*I manage to escape and I run to the exit*

Switch hood: ?

Yeah, important business stuff.

Switch hood: Can I come

Sorry, but as a civilian, I can't bring you with me, besides, you'd possibly become a literal puddle from my work.

Switch hood: Really
*She pulls her red and blue roller*

Here's the thing, the people I fight use some really lethal equipment, so you need more than just ink based weapons to kill them.

Switch hood: ... Fine, this good enough
*She pulls a roller that very lethal*

I'm not responsible for your death you know.
*I load my crafted shotgun with Dragon Breath slugs*

Switch hood: Okay

You coming or what?
*I unjam my Glock 17*

Switch hood: Yeah

Alright, you're gonna need more than ink firearms, they do blind people temporarily, but that's about it.

Switch Alright

So, the cab will be here soon, so we are first go to a shooting range to test your accuracy and resistance against recoil, then we are going to head to the docks, and wait.

Switch hood: Alright

Alright, 185, take us to the Gun Range.
185: Roger.

Switch hood: Alright

And remember: Don't f**k around.

Switch hood: Right

So be rational about your first human kill.

Switch hood: Yes sir

*A full black cab drives up*

Switch hood: ooh

*I get in the back*
Come on.

*Switch hood gets in the back as well*

*The car slowly pulls away*
So, 185, how are you?
185: Good, who's your friend?