Tyler: oh sorry

Switch hood: I-I'm sorry

Nintendo: Now we introduce, THE NEW SMASH BROS! FEATURING, EVERYONE AT THIS E3!
random guy: HEY THAT ROBOT TALKING TO SQUID GURL WILL BE OP
Everyone: :o
Tyler: oh no

Switch hood: Huh?

Tyler: they like my robot body and think it's gonna be strong.
Random Guy: Or robot body man

Switch hood: Oh we're showing off

Tyler: they just notice me.
Random Guy: SQUID VS ROBOT IN SMASH BROS HAHAHAHA
Nintendo: ok calm down dude

*Switch hood paints one wall blue and another Red all by herself*
Switch hood: Heh

Tyler: *breaks wall* heh
Nintendo: um, let's just release the new smash bros!
*everyone is sucked into the new smash bros*

Switch hood: eeek

Tyler: why can I shoot fire from my hand now
Random Guy: *punches Tyler, but proceeds to hurt self*

Switch hood: Huh, what's going on

Tyler: oh no. Its smash bros.

Switch hood: Huh!?!

Fox: *shines people off stage*

*Switch hood puts fox in the ground with her roller*

Tyler: *blasts fox into the blast zone with fire*
Fox: *ascends*

Switch hood: Nice!!!

Tyler: Jeez, I got powers.
Tankman: FIRE! *shoots mario*
Mario: MAMA MIA
Luigi: Mario!
Master Hand: why did you do me like this sakurai....

Switch hood: *puts Luigi in the ground and forward smashes him*

Tyler: that's it. *uses final smash to ascend and starts blasting a f**king laser*

Switch hood: *Gets behind Tyler*

Lucario: WHAT THE *gets incinerated*

Switch hood: Nice!!!

Tyler: bam

Switch hood: My turn
*Switch hood pulls out a killer wail that has the ink colors of red and blue*

Tyler hm ok

Switch hood: Cool right

Tyler: yes
Luigi: Æ

Switch hood: Hehe

Nonsense: *ascends*

Switch hood: WHAT THE!?!

Nonsense: *starts to blast at everyone*
Samus: *dies*
Ness: GUAH!
Lucas: oop
Sonic: WHAT?
Sonic.EXE: I am GODDDDD

Switch hood: eeek

Sonic.EXE: *Hahahha*

Switch hood: *Hits Sonic.EXE with her roller*

Sonic.EXE: *no reaction*

Switch hood: WHAT!!!

Sonic.EXE: I am GOO
DDDDDD

Switch hood: Lame

Sonic.EXE: bro that hurt my feelings *hangs self*

Switch hood: ...

Disbelief Papyrus: *strikes sonic.exe*

Asher: oh.. sorry

Switch hood: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Sorry.

Switch hood: *I-I'm sorry

Its alright, its my fault.

Switch hood: I wasn't looking, I was on the switch

Well, I gotta get going.

Switch hood: *Hugs Unregistered octoling*

*I manage to escape and I run to the exit*

Switch hood: ?

Yeah, important business stuff.

Switch hood: Can I come

Sorry, but as a civilian, I can't bring you with me, besides, you'd possibly become a literal puddle from my work.

Switch hood: Really
*She pulls her red and blue roller*

Here's the thing, the people I fight use some really lethal equipment, so you need more than just ink based weapons to kill them.

Switch hood: ... Fine, this good enough
*She pulls a roller that very lethal*

I'm not responsible for your death you know.
*I load my crafted shotgun with Dragon Breath slugs*

Switch hood: Okay

You coming or what?
*I unjam my Glock 17*

Switch hood: Yeah

Alright, you're gonna need more than ink firearms, they do blind people temporarily, but that's about it.

Switch Alright

So, the cab will be here soon, so we are first go to a shooting range to test your accuracy and resistance against recoil, then we are going to head to the docks, and wait.

Switch hood: Alright

And remember: Don't f**k around.

Switch hood: Right

So be rational about your first human kill.

Switch hood: Yes sir

*A full black cab drives up*

Switch hood: ooh

*I get in the back*
Come on.

*Switch hood gets in the back as well*

*The car slowly pulls away*
So, 185, how are you?
185: Good, who's your friend?

Switch hood: Hewo, I'm Switch hood

185: I see she is kind, but is she able to handle the recoil of a pistol?
No clue.

Switch hood: I bet I can handle it

Alright, we are going to test your resistance against recoil while using a 12 Gauge Desert Eagle.

Switch hood: Alright

You, do know what a 16 Gauge Desert Eagle is, right?

Switch hood: Yeah

Cause they're meant for the most elite units, otherwise it'll break and send your wrists into the fiery pits of hell

Switch hood: Oookay then

So, how about we try it with a Luger 380?

Switch hood: Alright

Alright, 185, take us to the Gun Range.
185: Roger.