"Uhm- Mom, Dad? Who is this supposed to be?"

Parents: your new girlfriend who will do whatever

"G-Girlfriend..??"

*His face goes a bit red*

Amelia(the girl): yup

"Uhm- I'm Kyoto-"

Amelia: I’m Amelia

"I actually just got my pay check- Maybe we can go to the Pizza Place down the street..? It's all up to you."

Amelia: sure

"Alright, I'll wait for you outside.."

*He puts on his Thrasher Hoodie and waits for her outside*

Amelia: *goes outside-8

"You ready..?"

*He puts his wallet in his pocket*

Amelia: mhm

*They start walking to the Pizza Place*

Amelia: can I get on you back

*He smiles a bit under his mask*

"S-Sure.."

Amelia: *jumps onto his back*

*He holds onto her, and continues walking*

"So, uh.. Tell me more about yourself."

Ameli: well ummm I like to slate

"Ice Skate, Roller Skate, Skateboard..?"

Amelia: skats board

"Ooh, nice. I kinda know how to skateboard but I low-key fail at it.."

Caramel: Whos this?

Amelia: I know but it’s the only job I can do without failing (also in this universe it is legal to buy girlfriend)

Sally: Why dont you go to my house? Ill be there in a bit. You can calm down

Amelia: *nods and goes to Sally’s home*

* about 6 hours later sally comes back smelling like alchohol

Amelia: arnt you under age

Sally:It doesnt matter if my parents dont find out.

Amelia: you shouldn’t be drinking

Sally: Whatever, just dont tell my parents.

Amelia: b-but

Sally: But what?

Parents: we bought you a girlfriend who will do anything

Caramel: Im gay-

Parents: well uhhh

" and yet he still doesnt have a boyfriend. He flirts with every male non-family member he sees!"
Caramel: Narrator! Cut it out.

Amelia: I still want to be paid

Caramel: This isnt a girlfriend. This is the same as a hooker.

Amelia: IM NOT A HOOKER

Caramel: if you want to make yourself useful, you can transfer your work to sally, my sister.

Amelia: ….

Caramel: What? Im not going to use you, but she might.

Amelia: *extremely pissed*

Sally: Maybe we should stop-
Tammie: C'mon!!! You musn't really care about the hooker do you?

Amelia: *runs away with tears in her eyes*

Sally: Crap.
Gracie: You dont have to pay the hooker if she bails, right?

Amelia: *behind a tree crying*

Sally: hey hey hey are you ok?

Amelia: what do you care

Sally: i uh i uh does that really matter?

Amelia: *turns her back to sally* I was just doing my job and I get called a hooker

Sally: Im sorry, but you normally dont pay for girlfriends.

Amelia: never mind since you told me not to tell your parents then I’m technically not allowed to

Sally: Alright.

Amelia: can I hug you

Amelia: *nods*

Sally: Lets go. * she leaves*

Amelia: *follows+

* these two are at the park, waiting*

Amelia: …

Gracie: Hey Sally!
Sally: Hey Gracie, hey Tammie!
Tammie: Who are you? * pointing at Amelia*

Amelia: my names Amelia

Gracie: Thats a common name for a hooker.
Tammie: O: Did you hire a hooker, sally?

Amelia: UGH IM NOT A HOOKER

Gracie: You sure?
Tammie: I think shes just saying that

Amelia: ok

sally: WHOMST HAS SUMMONED I, THE ALMIGHTY ONE?!?!

Amelia: hey

Sally: Hey!

Amelia: I’m your girlfriend for the weel

Sally: Oh, so like a hooker?
Caramel: That's what I said!

Amelia: IM NOT A HOOKER

Sally: Sure sounds like it.
Caramel: I KNEW IT

Amelia: *getting mad*

Caramel: Bye. * he leaves*
Sally: Okay, im sorry, you wanna go to the park with me to see Gracie and Tammie?

Week*