STEP 1: GO TO AMITY ISLAND; HOW TO BEAT THE JAWS SHARK; IMPORTANT NOTE: JAWS SWIMS IN WATER. OIL FLOATS ON WATER; STEP 2: BUY OIL AND A SAILBOAT; STEP 3: GO TO THE OCEAN ON THE BOAT; STEP 4: WAIT FOR THE SHARK; STEP 5: POUR OIL ON THE SHARK; MAY 15TH, 2096. THE JAWS INCIDENT; STEP 6: WATCH THE SHARK FLY