Chainsaws were invented for child birth.
About 300 gallons of whale sperm is in the ocean everytime they have sex.
Tumors can grow teeth and hair.

My dreams a haunted forever

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Bambi was originally supposed to have a scene in it where Bambi finds his mother on the ground, lying in a pool of her own blood. Even Walt Disney's daughter thought this would be too much for the target audience, so it was taken out. The scene can be found on YouTube somehow

You are about 120 times more likely to be killed by a family member than you are to win the lottery.

Paw patrol is police propaganda.
Who's the main "pup"? That's right, you guessed it, Chase. Which "pup" experiences the most development? Chase. Who gets the most jobs? Chase again.
Not on the contrary, who gets the least jobs? You guessed it, Rocky.
Now, what's so significant about Rocky getting low representation within the series? Well two things, Rocky represents recycling and conservation, two ideologies that don't exactly like up with the opinions and supporters of the police. Well, so what, only some think like this, what else is amiss? Well, Rocky is a "mix-breed pup," and what do cops perpetrate the most in their crimes? Racism.
The fact that they put this minority, obviously liberal "pup" in the least powerful position, and the obviously purebred police dog in the highest renown only proves this.
TL;DR don't support paw patrol and it's insidious agenda to promote police to our children.
Stay safe reditors!