KFC CREATED AN ANIME-STYLE DATING SIMULATOR THAT WILL LET YOU ROMANCE THE FAST FOOD CHAIN'S MASCOT COLONEL SANDERS. (SERIOUSLY.) THE GAME—CALLED "I LOVE YOU, COLONEL SANDERS! A FINGER LICKIN' GOOD DATING SIMULATOR"—FEATURES AN UNSETTINGLY YOUNG AND HANDSOME VERSION OF COLONEL SANDERS DRAWN AS AN ANIME CHARACTER.