Your an astronaut exploring space and you see her (she's huge) just kinda floating.

Adam: What the… what the hell is that?

Anathee: *speaks in a loud booming voice in a different language*

Adam: AH! Why did I take this job…

Anathee: *it feels as if you vibrate when it speaks* Oh, another human.

Adam: Uh… hello?

Anathee: Hello, small earthling. *pat pats adam with finger*

Adam: Uh…

Anathee: I see your planet is still making technological advancements.

Adam: Slowly but surely.

Anathee: Good to know. Many other planets and inhabitants on those planets enjoy watching your civilization rise and fall for entertainment.

Adam: Huh. Figured. People on my planet now get hurt if somebody says a word. It’s just… really dumb.

Anathee: I do find it quite amazing that wars have broken out over simple disagreements.

Adam: Sometimes I think humanity was a mistake.

Anathee: Do not think that. I was there when Kaputaia created your world. You were created for a purpose. The human race was made to survive, survive longer than any other species. You are a very important part of the universe.

Adam: Yes, although humans are very intelligent, they can also be absolute idiots, sadly.

Anathee: Yes. And when they are, it is quite entertaining. You earthlings are always coming up with the silliest things.

Adam: Now that I am here in space, looking back at Earth, looking at all of the terrible people there are, I just wish I could find a more civilized planet.

Anathee: I assure you, even I have idiots living on me. People with opinions that don't make any sense or absolutely horrible ideas they think are good. Every planet has idiots and bad people.

Adam: … *sigh* Then I guess I wish to be alone.

Anathee: That is a horrendous wish. Bad things happen to people who distance themselves from others.

Adam: …

Anathee: I do not wish for anything to happen to such a nice earthling.

Adam: I’m not a good person…

Anathee: Nobody is. But you are friendly.

Adam: ……

Anathee: Perhaps you should go now. Times run different in space. It is sunset.

Adam: I guess so…

Sunky.JFIF: (oohscary) what

Anathee: *speaks in a loud booming voice in an unknown language*

Sunky.JFIF: english pls

Anathee: *seems to look in Sunky's direction. When it speaks, it feels like you are vibrating* Oh. Another earthling.

Sunky.JFIF: what the hell are you

Anathee: I am a planet. There is life living on me, yet I am also alive.

Sunky.JFIF: ...the f**k is that supposed to mean

Anathee: It means I'm a planet. I understand if it's a little too much to comprehend. I spent the first 30 years of my life contemplating my existence and what I was, so I don't blame you for being confused too.

Sunky.JFIF: *Spongebob laugh*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Woah, you guys seeing this?

Anathee: *unintelligible booming voice, seemingly in another language*

What the hell?

Anathee: *it seems to look in their direction. when it speaks you can feel yourself and the objects around you vibrating* Oh. Hello, earthling.

*I tug on my oxygen rope and climb it back to the ship*

Anathee: *shrug and starts slowly floating away*

*I get back onto the ship*
Alright, let's never speak of this.
*The ship turns around and leaves*

(i bet someones gonna speak of it)

*The ship has left*

Alex: *amazed and scared at the same time*

Anathee: *unintelligible booming voice, seemingly in another language*

Alex: woah-

Anathee: *it seems to look over at them* Oh. Hello, human.

Alex: *waves*

Anathee: It has been quite a while since I have seen an earthling in space.

Alex: …

Anathee: You are quite a cute earthling. *pat pat with big finger*

Alex: oh thanks

Anathee: I don't think I've seen many female earthlings either.

Alex: oh-