I am Cam and I have mixed drinks. (2 out of 7)

Ya got any ethanol?

You sure? Maybe you should ask before you buy.

Yea fair point.
Explain to me what your product is.

Randomizer has a small chance in giving you a random boost, but mainly, its going to make you vomit.

Please. Do explain more.

It will always be a grey thermos.

Keep explaining

That's it.

A.
Ok.
Then I guess I won't buy em.
Yet.

What the f**k?

Don't ask.
Just answer the question.

No. Why would I sell gasoline when I am selling mixed drinks?

Aha- Ethanol isn't gasoline.
Ethanol is what makes alcohol, alcohol. Well the legal alcohol you can drink if you're old enough.

Doesn't matter, its not sold here.

What about vodka?

Sorry, only mixed drinks made from both Fortune City and the Willamet mall, before it got torn down.

I see.
So...
Watcha got?

Randomizer and Energizer.

Gimme both.