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Gluttony is biologically female, but (s)he's gender-fluid. Keep that in mind.

Gluttony is biologically female, but (s)he's gender-fluid. Keep that in mind. | For... some reason... you woke up to find Gluttony in your house... eating all of your food... How polite. You should... probably do something... or you're gonna starve. | image tagged in gluttony | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
589 views • 15 upvotes • Made by Raindrop_Earrings 4 years ago in Role_Play
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Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
3 replies
Uh, why are you in my house?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...you had food."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh. I guess that makes sense
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "Food is the best thing ever, don't you think?"
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I mean, sometimes
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "Who are you?"
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I’m Spiro. Who are you?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I"m Gluttony."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ah. Well, that explains it.
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "..."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y
So, like, your the goddess of eating or something?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I'm flattered that you'd think I'm a goddess, but no, I'm a demon."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh. Cool.
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I guess..."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Have you ever tried not eating?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I tried, once. My heart stopped."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh. Wow.
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "Yeah... it sucks."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Do you like eating, or do you wish you didn’t have to?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I like food, but I would much rather not have to continuously eat just to keep my heart from stopping."
Spiro M
0 ups, 4y
Hmmmm *thinks*
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y
Gluttony: "..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Clove- can you not
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "But I'm hungry..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
clove- but then i'll starve
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...I guess that's a fair point..."

*Gluttony moves some food towards Clove.*
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Clove- why are you even here
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...you had food."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
CLove- SO?!
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...I like food."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
clove- well so do i
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...sorry about eating your food... my insatiable hunger will probably keep being a problem until I find the Cornucopia..."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
clove- the what?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "The Cornucopia, it's a magical artifact capable of producing infinite amounts of food."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
clove- ooo
Raindrop_Earrings
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Gluttony: "Exactly."
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
clove- ...
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y
Gluttony: "But I have no idea where the Cornucopia is..."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
3 replies
Jacob: How did you get in here?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...the door?"
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: It was locked
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...I had a lockpick."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: Its a numberpad lock
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...the back door is a normal lock."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: Oh, please go
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...but I'm still hungry."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
JAcob: Here, have some money and buy some food
Raindrop_Earrings
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1 reply
Gluttony: "...this won't last very long... it's not even enough for ten 20" pizzas..."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y
Jacob: Okay * gives her 1000 USD * how about this?
Raindrop_Earrings
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1 reply
Gluttony: "...Thanks, I guess...?"
Nevada_Man
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1 reply
Jacob: have good day
Raindrop_Earrings
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1 reply
Gluttony: "...right..."

*Gluttony leaves.*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
the end?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*Gluttony returns about half an hour later.*

Gluttony: "I'm out of money."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: Your still hungry?!?!
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I'm always hungry. And since I haven't found the Cornucopia yet I'll never be satisfied."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: I can take you to it
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...you know where the Immortal Cornucopia is?"
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y
Jacob: Ye
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "Bring me to it. NOW."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: * teleports her to it * here
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "I..."

*Gluttony grabs the Cornucopia.*

Gluttony: "...let's see if it's the real deal. WATERMELON!"

*A watermelon flies out of the Cornucopia and towards Jacob.*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: * Get out katakana and cuts it in half *
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gluttony: "...thank you mister strange man."
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Jacob: NP
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*...I guess the situation is resolved.*
Nevada_Man
0 ups, 4y
the end
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For... some reason... you woke up to find Gluttony in your house... eating all of your food... How polite. You should... probably do something... or you're gonna starve.