(Just a note, Zin communicates entirely telepathically.)

Zin: 'Oh. You're back.'

ender: yep am back

Zin: 'Why?'

Minus: oh hell nah (goes back to his room)

Joe: oh you look like that thing i killed the other day heh.. (points to the ender dragon head mounted on his wall)

NightKing!Sans: what do you want

ender: * stares

NightKing!Sans: talk or die... your choice

ender: am part of your conscience

NightKing!Sans: ha! nice try

ender: i am

NightKing!Sans: i don't hallucinate

ender: yeah well am here

NightKing!Sans: why are you here?

ender: well 2 things 1 to annoy you 2 to revive an old friend

NightKing!Sans: if you're trying to revive the ender dragon you're too late... i wiped her from the code

ender: 1 i am the ender dragon 2 his name is wither

NightKing!Sans: oh that's right... i made you human... wither is actually just underneath my base doing just fine

Daidric dragnoc: HOLY-

ender: hey what's up

*he prepares his crossbow* FIRST OF ALL WHI ARE YOU!? SECOND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?

you don't remember me? i had wings and flying around

I killed the ender dragon but you look nothing like it!

this is my human form

Huh-

HUMAN ....FORM!!!!

OK OK I get it jesus

uh hu sure

borrrrriiingggg

Didn't you hear what I just said

good......wow your home is boring

Well this is only the beginning to the rest of my home which is hidden

yes and?

That means this is the only part that's boring

Jacob: what in minecraft farlands is that?

ender: am the dragon you killed

Jacob: you sure?

ender: yes

Jacob: but, how

ender: when you killed me my conscience entered your mind

Jacob: can you leave then

ender: I can't

Jacob: why

ender: idk

Jacob: how did you get in?

ender: i didn't i just apperead

Jacob: wha

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
*I jump out of the window*

ender: * already outside

*Trying to evade Ender*
God, how far must I run to escape?

ender: am a part of you now dummy

What?
*I end up falling into a fire and I burn alive*