Point of View: I am going to kill you with flamethrowers

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Keith: I came here to eat bubblegum and kick a** and I'm all out of bubblegum

*I light my flamethrower*
Tell the cows they sent you when you die.

Pokmon:wait dude I’ll give you my copy of big chungus for the ps4 if you let me live

*I begin lighting the flamethrower*
I'll pick it up after I'm done torching you.

Pokmon: I’ll also tell you Obama’s last name

*I ignite Pokmon, dealing massive amounts of damage*

*all that’s left is his weird eye the pupil In The eye shapes into a message in a comic sans font

Done.

*the eye just rolls away to a pikmin nest hops in it and the nest flys away*

Welp, that should be it.

Jacob: no u

*I light my flamethrower*
Time to set to crispify.

Jacob: * shoots gas tank * no

*I pull another one out*

Jacob: * shoots *

{1 damage}
Waste of bullets!

Jacob: * Takes away gas tank *

*I pull another one out*

Jacob: * takes gas tank away again *

*I pull another one out and incinerate Jacob, dealing massive amounts of damage*

Jacob: * goes into console and turns on god mode *

Mario: AAAAAAAAA

*I light my flamethrower*

Mario: (jumps out of the way)

I am lighting it you blind bitch.

''STILL GONNA RUN!''

*I begin to incinerate Mario*

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....oh wait this dont hurt

*I then throw Molotov Cocktails at Mario*

Mario:AAAAAAAA wait this also dont hurt

Crystal: what

*Crystal burns alive and turns into ashes*
[CRYSTAL IS DEAD!]

Me: oh well

Who the f**k is next?

Me: not me plz

Me: *runs away*

*Begins chasing you*
YOU CANNOT RUN!

Me: why me?!

Because you were closer!
*I start using the flamethrower, it is very close to you*

Viper: eh?
Zero: what

Next targets!

Viper: oh no I'm out *actvates wing suit and flys away*

*I look at Zero*

Zero: ...great *pulls out a great sword*

*I begin igniting Zero, dealing massive damage*

Viper: *in the air* woah

You are going to die!

Viper: nah

*I ignite Viper with a Molotov cocktail*

*I begin to light the flamethrower*
I'm going to grill you like a marshmallow!

Crystal: why?

*I begin to torch Crystal, dealing tons of damage*

Crystal: *adorbs the fire*

*I then disable Crystal's ability to absorb damage*

Crystal: *image*

*I ignite Crystal with blue fire, dealing twice the damage*

Crystal:

{Crystal is dying!}

Crystal: welp, f in the chat for me, right CamMan1?