The screen seems to be artifacting like crazy and your game froze

Chris: *sigh* *whips out a Nintendo DS*

Lol

Tom: GO***AMNIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING A LEVEL UP ON COD T:<

*You try turning it off with your controller, but the only way to turn it off is to plug the power box out

Tom: *Turns it off using the button on the console*

*It turns off*

Tom: *looks for the instruction manuel*

It's somewhere in the box

Tyler: Cmon, I was playing Minecraft!

No reaction comes from the controller

Tyler: GAAAHH! *looks at xbox* noooo

If this happens to you in real life, red ring will come in a couple days

Tyler: don't tell me that's the go***amn red ring of death

Red ring: *happens*

Tyler: WHYYYYY

Bad GPU is why

Tyler: *unplugs Xbox and proceeds to replace gpu*
Old GPU:

Xbox 360: *works again*

Tyler: back to minecraft

*peaceful Minecraft music intensifies*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT

Minecraft would now be frozen, your controller had no response at all.

hmmmmm*think*

The graphics card needs a fixing

*looks at it*

It looks kinda dusty

Hmmmm *blows the dust off*

There is dust covering it, the best thing to do is to pick up the dust and throw it away

*picks the dust and puts it in bin*

The Xbox 360 would return to normal. The reason you got red ring was all because of some silly dust

But now all is well

Yey

NUDIEOI2JSHJWOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOO

The only way to turn it off is through forcefully by unplugging it through the power cord in the back

*unplugs it* whhh

The Xbox 360 would shut off due to the loss of power

*cri*

Perhaps it will work now..just maybe

*plugs it back in*

The Xbox 360 would start up normally

YEY

But suddenly the screen turned black...then a message showed up on the screen saying ''System Error. Contact Microsoft Support. E74" and the power indicator showed a red ring

(its 2010 and he was playing the new game called halo reach)
Noble six: oh come on

The graphics card needs a fixing

Jacob: F U * K

No reactions from controller

Jacob: Gotta go to that shop again, first my PC. NOW THIS?!?!

Yep

after trip to shop

The graphics card needs a fix

Jacob: * fixes it *

The Xbox 360 would start up normally now

Jacob: phew