ELIAS; MALE; 32; PROTOGEN; THE BIBLE, YOUNG CHILDREN, AND ALL PERCUSSIVE KEYBOARD INSTRUMENTS; MANUFACTURED BY SCIENTISTS IN LATE SOVIET RUSSIA, ELIAS EVENTUALLY ESCAPED THIER HORRENDOUS TREATMENT AND SNUCK ON A PLANE TO AMERICA, WHERE HE FOUND A VERY ACCEPTING HIGH SCHOOL, FOUND A PLACE IN THE BAND, AND HEARD ABOUT CHRISTIANITY FROM FRIENDS, THEN SOON CONVERTED. HATEFUL PEOPLE, BRASS, STRING, AND WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS (NEVER COULD PLAY THEM FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. MOSTLY WITH CHILDREN, BUT ALL BUT ADOPTION, SCHOOL, AND ERP. STRAIGHT; N\A; PLAYING PERCUSSIVE AND PIANO INSTRUMENTS, SPEAKING WITH CHILDREN, AND SPREADING THE FAITH; LARQ, LARKFROST; SEEN AS VILE TO MOST, NOT FULLY WATERPROOF, AND DEALING WITH HATE; MOST CRUSADERS, SCIENTISTS; N\A; VIRTUALLY IMMORTAL, DEEP DATABASE OF KNOWLEDGE,
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