cowboy

Jacob: * Eats pizza *

Cowboy: *drinks bloxy cola*

Jacob: hey

Cowboy: what

Jacob: How are you

Cowboy: good

Jacob: Same

Cowboy: good

Jacob: * takes another bite *

Cowboy: hnm

Jacob: H N M

Cowboy: sports

Jacob: its sh*t

Cowboy: mnh

Jacob: XD

Cowboy: *sip*

JAcob: hmm

Cowboy: hm

Jacob: m

Cowboy: e

e

Cowboy: n

Jacob: h

Cowboy: i agree

Jacob: a

" mmmmm. Cheezburger."
" can i haz cheez burger?"

Cowboy: no

* eating a burger*
Alchemist: Wha-

Cowboy: i was arguing with my friend not talking to you

Alchemist: Okay. * countines eating borgor*

THE END

*insert generic action music here*

*slaps cowboy into the sun*

Cowboy: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*shoots head off while he flying*

Cowboy: *dies

Evil Cowboy: Free bloxycola!

Cowboy: i don't believe you

*shoots again while drinking bloxycola

Cowboy: *dies*

*drinks bloxy cola in peace

THE END

*insert generic action music here*

Evil cowboy: HAHAHAHHAHHAH NOW I MUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Cowboy: *respawns*

Evil Cowboy: Ugh
*shoots and slaps three times and then destroys respwaner*

Cowboy: *leaves

*sips cola*