Lol waht

Mine (july 24th) is of a man euthanizing and raping alligators

mine is florida man chokes wife and burns house down then comes back to shoot at deputies

(my birthday is february 6th search for yourselves)

What?? Why?? Why would someone do that??

Sep 9th

“Flordia man holds people hostage when he asks to borrow salt”
Really not suprised.

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jumps from balcony, dies

he looks so sad... now I feel bad

you can call me “Babycakes”

don’t ask me how to pronounce “ though... i have no idea

mine ( June 5th )

Why would you get arrested for that

Florida is ridiculous. I love it.

i know right

IDK, Florida man always finds a way i guess

wow...... mines december 1..... yours isnt as weird as mine..... im starting to question everything now

Lol

all of this of doughnuts

What i got

Bruh

mine (august 23) says (Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise)

mine (september 14) is man arrested for child pornagrophy

Nov. 6, 2019: Florida man groped Disney World princess while wife sat next to him.

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Damn he creepy

*Politely loads Glock*

the second one tho

Ok, this is unrelated but my dad’s birthday IS August 22nd

I got two strange responses from Google. One was "Florida Man Steals Ambulance and Gets Stuck In The Mud", the other was "Florida Man Arrested After Eating Spaghetti At Olive Garden With No Shirt or Pants."

Oct. 23, 2019: Florida man busted feeding iguanas to alligator in jail zoo. Jailbird Jason Aaron Gibson was all allowed to work at a small petting zoo on the Stock Island Detention Center — until fellow inmates ratted him out for feeding the giant lizards to “Irwin” the gator, officials said.

florida man accused for forcing a small alligator to drink beer

great. may 24th a man forces an alligator to open beer with their mouth.

https://floridamanbirthday.org/may-24

Thats mine too "Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd"

mine march 27 florida man faked bank robbery to get our of work shift

ig got Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women': Police

nice your birthday is July 6