Lol waht

Mine (july 24th) is of a man euthanizing and raping alligators

mine is florida man chokes wife and burns house down then comes back to shoot at deputies

(my birthday is february 6th search for yourselves)

What?? Why?? Why would someone do that??

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he looks so sad... now I feel bad

jumps from balcony, dies

“Flordia man holds people hostage when he asks to borrow salt”
Really not suprised.

Sep 9th

you can call me “Babycakes”

don’t ask me how to pronounce “ though... i have no idea

Bruh

wow...... mines december 1..... yours isnt as weird as mine..... im starting to question everything now

all of this of doughnuts

Lol

What i got

mine ( June 5th )

Why would you get arrested for that

Florida is ridiculous. I love it.

i know right

IDK, Florida man always finds a way i guess

Nov. 6, 2019: Florida man groped Disney World princess while wife sat next to him.

mine (august 23) says (Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise)

mine (september 14) is man arrested for child pornagrophy

the second one tho

*Politely loads Glock*

Oct. 23, 2019: Florida man busted feeding iguanas to alligator in jail zoo. Jailbird Jason Aaron Gibson was all allowed to work at a small petting zoo on the Stock Island Detention Center — until fellow inmates ratted him out for feeding the giant lizards to “Irwin” the gator, officials said.

I got two strange responses from Google. One was "Florida Man Steals Ambulance and Gets Stuck In The Mud", the other was "Florida Man Arrested After Eating Spaghetti At Olive Garden With No Shirt or Pants."

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Damn he creepy

Ok, this is unrelated but my dad’s birthday IS August 22nd

Mine, March 8: Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth

hmmmmmmmmm, mine was florida man dies trying to microwave a microwave.(so you can see I'm not lying my birthday is jully 3rd)

https://www.google.com/search?q=folorida+man+september+19&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS969US969&oq=folorida+man+september+19&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i13l9.5404j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on

I got that

Mine is forcefeeding an alligator beer

Mine is “Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell.”
Why.

"Florida Man Tries To Buy Rolex Watches With Check Printed From Home Computer"

Florida Man Removes Woman’s Kidney During Back Surgery Because He Thought It Was a Tumor (November 17)