Ded

Reminds me of asdf 14

Broccoli... sockoly... what's he doing today?

He's dead

red is ded and he wants redemption

GB: oh..well that sucks

Red: Mmmmmmmh…

GB: darling?

Red: GB…? That you…?

GB: yeah it's me

Red: Mmmmmmh…

GB: you good?

Red: I’m feelin’ really weak right now..

GB: well you're alive...and you have pinky to thank for it

Red: Thanks… bro…

Alwayzbread: no prob

red is dead and yeet wants redemption

Red: You’re still hot as hell.

GB: I could say the same to you

Red: Yeah… I feel… VERY different.

GB: how so?

Red: Since… uh… Alwayzbread bit me.

Alwayzbread: yeah. Oh if you start flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. Don't worry it's normal

Red: Kay.

Alwayzbread: anyway

Adam: Welp, at least you’re back… kind of alive.

GB: haha

Adam: .-.

Alwayzbread: in fact. No one's more interesting then me!
*another flash*

Adam: …okay?

Alwayzbread: I-IM THE BEST
*ultra flash until boom Alwayzbread is glowing*

Adam: Oh I think I have started something-

Alwayzbread: *has ascended past narcissistic and has become so vain he's unlocked super sayin*

Adam: GB RUN HE’S GONE MAD-

Alwayzbread: guys. Red is waking up

Adam: Oh?

GB: honey?
Alwayzbread: I hear his pulse

Red: … >:(

Alwayzbread: ..

Red: …

Red: …

Alwayzbread: anyway

Red: W h y .

Alwayzbread: why what?

Red: Why must you do this to me.

Alwayzbread: idk

Red: …

Alwayzbread: anyway

Red and Adam: I see.

Gentwo: destroy
Alwayzbread: RUN

Red: *runs*

Adam: *stands still*

*in seconds the entire lab is gone*
Gentwo: re-create
Alwayzbread: UN-RUN

Adam: *literally still there, just glitching* It works. Nice.

Gentwo; *remakes the lab out of ice*

Adam: … *teleports to Alwayzbread* Well… he sure does resemble you.

Nako: he's also vampiric

Adam: Figured.

Alwayzbread: Gentwo..I believe you are the one to fulfill my dream

Adam: You are wearing his face, pink leader.

Alwayzbread: oh that red. Also I'm not pink leader yet

Adam: O h .

Alwayzbread: right now...I'm...anarch

Adam: Also, what will happen to me and the others in the future?

Alwayzbread: lemme ask me, YO PINK
Pink: yes?
Alwayzbread: what happens to those guys?
Pink: idk. I know GB and the better red kinda started some crusade or something

Adam: Dream Kingdom?

Pink: yeah I think those two tried to bring it back

Adam: Shit.

Pink: I mean. I think they lived

(Well, I did. Nice.)

Red and Adam: I HEAR VOICES-

[Awesome]

Gentwo: oh?

Red: Welp… whatever-

[We interrupt this RP for an announcement]

(Huh)

[Subcribe to technoblade]

(Okay)

[yes]

(Anyways)

[Yes]

Adam: .-.

Alwayzbread: *bites his flesh*

Adam: …

Alwayzbread: ight. That should work soon

Adam: Kay.

Alwayzbread: *drinks a random blood vile*

Adam: …?

Alwayzbread: check it. This vilr has GB's blood right?

Adam: Oh?

Alwayzbread: *chug*

Adam: Why GB’s blood though?

Alwayzbread: *clones GB* why not

Adam: So there’s two GBs now?

Alwayzbread: *shoots clone GB and watches it disintegrate*

Adam: Oh.

Alwayzbread: the clones aren't really strong

Adam: I can tell.

Alwayzbread: heh

Adam: You really are interesting, Alwayzbread.

Alwayzbread: I AM
*flash*

Red: It was only once! D=

GB: well dont do it again

Red: Yeah, I know.

GB: good boy!

Red: What-

GB: what

Red: Why did you say “good boy” like I was a dog or something?

GB: idk. I just like it

Red: Okay… I guess…

GB: heh

Red: *hugs GB*

GB: ^w^

Red: I don’t want to leave you again, dear.

GB: same here darling

Red: Yeah…

GB: hehe

Red: …

GB: so..now what?

Red: Whatever you want.

GB: i want you to stop dying

Adam: Dream?

Gentwo: ..yes..we both know what it is, and it's a path we both follow

Adam: Explain.

Alwayzbread: ...just how fragile is the government? Why have all that power when those without are suffering. I can't stand it...I'll destroy it all

Adam: …

Red: HELL YEAH!

mc nuggy: what the hell happened here

Gentwo: also the creator made a meme showing off my form

Adam and Red: Huh?

Gentwo: oc stream

Adam and Red: …okay?

Gentwo: do it

Adam: Aight…

Alwayzbread: wait..which red am I healing?

Adam: FELL!Adam.

Alwayzbread: gotcha

Adam: Figured you’d know.

Alwayzbread: ive got a blood vile of him

Adam: Since when-

Alwayzbread: long story. Pass me the corpse

Adam: *gives him the faceless corpse*

Alwayzbread: *drinks reds blood and holds it there*

(Continue)

[K]

Adam: Damn it. If he told me if he was going to another world I would have helped.

GB: dude

Adam: What.

GB: we know a Necromancer

Adam: Oh.

GB: ye, just get him to revive red

Adam: Oh who is this guy then?

GB: hey alwayzbread
Alwayzbread: yeah

Adam: O h s h i t

Alwayzbread: relax. I can revive the thing. I just need his corpse and some dna

Adam: Wait what?

Red: Where are we going?

Alwayzbread: to the lab! *presses a random button and everyone gets warped there*

Red: AH-

Adam: Red, you seriously aren’t used to teleportation?

Nako: hes right here
Alwayzbread: ..son?
Gentwo: father?

Red: Y-YOU HAVE A SON?!

Adam: Now THAT came out of nowhere.

Nako: more like a secret love child thing
Alwayzbread: yes. I need this little one for the plan

Red: Oh.

Adam: I do not understand.

Alwayzbread: well you see. I'm immortal. But this old form is limiting. My soul is possessing a corpse you see

Adam: And…

Alwayzbread: and I'm slowly getting weaker. So I took some of my DNA. And some of nako's and then
Gentwo: then I was created

Red: Can one of you help me up…?

Alwayzbread: *lifts him*

Red: *gets up* Thanks… I’m still human, right?

Alwayzbread: if you don't take a sunbath

Red: W h a t .

Alwayzbread: um...

Red: E x p l a i n

Alwayzbread: um...well ya see my good friend Simon lee..kinda..has the healing stuff I do..but in order to pass it he had to turn me...and I had to bite you...sooooo

Red: SHIT-

Alwayzbread: sowwy

Red: Very funny….

Alwayzbread: so uh

Red: Now what?

Alwayzbread: idk

Red: …

Alwayzbread: *gets a phone call*

Red: What’s that?

Alwayzbread: oh sup nako…what? REALLY?! THATS AWESOME! I’ll be right over…bring the others? Sure. See you soon..i love you too darling. Bye *hangs up*

Red: Huh.

Alwayzbread: cmon guys