i did one of these a while ago but they changed so xD

hey mr

that's just blatant misgendering

Ma am would you like cheese on your salad

ye

Hi beautiful :D

child
i'm not beautiful smh
and in response to the "*ahem*" FEIUR YOU SAW NOTHING

You a r e tho. I'm jealous
YOU PROMISED PRETTY

breh how in the frickity frackity f u c k -
I'M NOT PRETTY

You sure about that cute?

yes i am sure about that and i'm not cute either

Well you said I could call you t h a t

i d i d n o t

Look at the image :)

b r e h

more like an orangish yellow

more like an orangish yellow

Which is meh
So I can call you cute

it's still just innacurate

Nuu

t f y o u m ea n n u u

I d k

i did not put a green mark on it so

You put yellow

hey princess ;)

hai xD?

watermelon : |

w o t

watermelon *get closer to u*

*so much confusion*

WATERMELON! *throws a watermelon at u*

ow- thanks for the watermelon tho-

boulder

could you just like undo the healing stuff

no. *hugs*

boulder

boulder *gets closer to u*

boulder

BOULDER! *throws boulder at you*

why not tho and why the hug lol-

bc u r not worthless and there are people who love you and if you die they might kill themselves and if they kill themselves the ppl who love that person will kill themselves and so and so on

x doubt

*splits head open from the boulder and loses consciousness*

healing

*bleeding*

healing *gets closer*

*bleeding more*

HEALING! *throws healing at u*

damn it i was about to die-

*ahem*

ok