YOu find a lamp and its dusty so you rub it and she come out wdyd?

I knew craigslist was full of crappy stuff but jeez

Syth- ?

Well I just bought this lamp and you came out

Syth- oh yeah ive been in there for 40,000 years and since you rubbed this your my master now and you have 3 wishes

My first wish Is for another genie lamp

Syth- why?

Midnight: shoulda known a genie would pop out

Syth- hello master

Midnight: no need for formalities ma dude

Syth- ok

Midnight: just call me midnight

Syth- yes midnight

*distraction dance*

Syth- ?

Midnight*laughs*

Syth- uhh ok???

Midnight: sorry I just had to

Syth- uh ok

Oh, hey

Syth- hello master

What? Master? What do you mean?

Syth- you rubbed tha lamp your my master until you finish your 3 wishes then i dissapear

Can I, like, wish to not be your master? I don’t want wishes

Syth- why?

I’m fine with what i have

syth- well if you wish to not be my master i go back in the lamp for however long untill someone finds the lamp again

Can i wish you to not go into th lamp, but also to not be your master?

Syth- its fine

Follow me *i walk up the black towards a group of trees*

Syth- i dont wanna say.

*shrugs* ok. I’m Spiro by the way.

(TY)

:D

Syth- i havent

Well, you can now. I would advise changing your skin color. Blue kinda stands out.

Syth- i dont have any

That’s fine.

Syth- alright

*opens the door* lets go inside. Elwin will be here soon

Syth- whats a doorbell

You ring it to say that you’ve arrived. *opens the door and there’s not her guy standing there* this is Elwin

Syth- why a doctor????

Well, that’s what he is officially, but he can also change your skin color

Syth- i cant i dont have magic anymore

Oh, i can help with that *i pull a crystal out of my pocket*

Syth- so to be free? yeah but no one ever does

I wish for you to be free.

Syth- *follows*

*as we get closer you see a red glow from behind the trees*

Syth- im syth

Nice to meet you. This may have been the strangest way I’ve met someone so far.

Syth- why is it made out of crystals?

Cause why not?

Syth- who?

Elwin

*the lamp leaves*
Syth- now why would you not want anything?

*shrugs* i have everything i need

Syth- oh

How did you end up in the lamp?

Syth- ?

*i hold it up to the sunlight* *i reach out my other hand to you* hold on tight

Syth- uh ok....

Syth- uh ok

Plus, their really cheap.

Syth- DANGER?!

No, just my house

Syth- whos that

Basically the Elf doctor

Syth- money

You can buy stuff

Syth- yea

That’s saying a LOT. Ive met people in some strange ways.

Syth- uh ok..

How long have you been in that lamp?

Syth- why?

You’ll see

Syth- elf?
(is this from a book)

(Yes. Keeper Of The Lost Cities)

Syth- why cant it be blue

Well, if your going to travel around, its definitely gonna draw some attention.

Syth- Cheap? what does that mean

It doesn’t cost very much

Syth- *she grabs hold*

*we disintegrate into a beam of light. It feels warm8

syth- long story

I have time

Syth- 40000 years

Oh wow. I’m only 395.

Syth- uh ok

*we walk past the trees and you see a small house made completely of red crystal. Light rebounds off the crystal giving the whole area a red glow* here we are

Syth- dang ive only seen my masters

*shrugs* I’ve probably done a bit too much traveling

Syth- oh well i dont have money is that bad?

No, that’s fine.

(ha knew it i love those books sadly only have read first one NO SPOILERS)

(Ill do my best)

Syth- gahh

*we re-form on a beach* we’re here. Sorry I didn’t warn you what was going to happen *smiles*

Syth- why isnt it free

*shrugs* people are weird

Syth- ok then.....

*the doorbell rings

syth- yea

I basically have infinite money

Syth- ok why does everyone want it what does it do

What does what do?

Syth- WHAT WAS THAT

The doorbell.

Syth- a little bright

*shrugs* i guess so