MAN I AM BORED, WHAT SHOULD I DO? I KNOW I AM GOING TO MAKE A SALUTE ON DANELIYA TULESHOVA BUT FIRST I WILL GO TO MY COMPUTER; NOW TIME TO GO ON VYOND AND MAKE THAT SALUTE VIDEO; 6 1/2 Hours later; DONE, TIME TO PREVIEW IT; BEFORE I START THIS SALUTE, TO ANYONE WHO HATES DANELIYA TULESHOVA, I WILL EXILE YOU ALL TO NIGERIA ANYWAYS ENJOY THE SALUTE; LITTLE BILL: DANELIYA TULESHOVA, WOW THIS SINGER ROCKS HERE ARE THE REASON WHY SHE ROCKS:; 1. SHE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SINGERS FROM KAZAKHSTAN
2. SHE IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ALL OTHER JUNIOR EUROVISION ARTISTS
3. SHE HAS A LOT OF ENGLISH SONGS WHICH IS GREAT
4. SHE APPEARED ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT (UNFORTUNATELY SHE DIDN'T WIN THAT SEASON)
5. SHE IS WAY BETTER THAN ROKSANA WEGIEL,CARLA LAZZARI,VALENTINA TRONEL,DARINA KRASNOVETSKA AND ANGELINA NAVA WHICH THEY ALL SUCK
6. SHE HAS 1 MILLION SUBS SHE DESERVES THAT SINCE SHE IS THE BEST
7. SHE CAN SONGS IN RUSSIAN, ENGLISH AND FRENCH LIKE I SAID SHE IS WAY BETTER THAN ALL OF THE FRENCH JUNIOR EUROVISION SINGERS AND FINALLY
8. SHE IS THE REASON WHY KAZAKHSTAN IS CONSIDERED TO BE THE MECCA OF ALL FAMOUS CENTRAL ASIAN ARTISTS AND SHE IS MORE POPULAR THAN JESUS CHRIST, ALLAH AND GOD; I HOPE SHE DOESN'T RETIRE FROM HER SINGING CAREER AND I WISH SHE IS MY WAIFU IN THE FUTURE AND BESIDES I ADORE HER AND I WILL WORSHIP HER UNTIL I DIE; DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES DANELIYA TULESHOVA? BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR HE WISHES HE PERFORMS A DUET WITH HER BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE IS FROM HIT ENTERTAINMENT NOT KAZAKHSTAN; DO YOU KNOW WHO HATES DANELIYA TULESHOVA? NAFTALI BENNETT AND ANGELINA NAVA THEY WISH THEY CAN BUILD A MISSILE TO BOMB DANELIYA'S HOUSE; SO ANYWAYS, DANELIYA TULESHOVA ROCKS AND SO DOES YERZHAN MAXIM IF YOU HATE THIS SINGER JUMP AND FALL FROM A 1000 FOOT BUILDING; VALENTINA TRONEL SUCKS BUT IF YOU LIKE THIS SINGER THE SUN IS A PLANET, FARMERS INVENTED DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME AND GET EXILED TO AFGHANISTAN WHERE YOU GET KILLED BY THE TALIBAN; BUT ANYWAYS END OF SALUTE, THIS IS LITTLE BILL SIGNING OFF; LITTLE BILL'S DAD: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! LITTLE BILL HOW DARE YOU MAKE A SALUTE VIDEO OUT OF DANELIYA TULESHOVA YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS THE MOST OVERRATED SINGER AND ONE OF THE WORST JUNIOR EUROVISION SINGERS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND; LITTLE BILL'S MOM: AND EVEN WORSE YOU THREATEN EVERYONE TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF A BUILDING AND SEND ALL OF THE VALENTINA TRONEL FANS TO AFGHANISTAN YOU KNOW THAT AFGHANISTAN IS VERY DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF THE ONGOING TERRORIST ATTACKS INVOLVING WITH THE TALIBAN AND ALSO YOU ARE WORSHIPPING YOU THAT IS IDOLATRY AND IT'S A MORTAL SIN OUR FAMILY ONLY WORSHIPS JESUS CHRIST YOU KNOW; APRIL: THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED UNTIL THE PHILIPPINES REACHES A POPULATION OF 150 MILLION PEOPLE
