SNIPER:
1. ALMOST NEVER MISSES HEADSHOTS
2. HAS CROCODILE DUNDEE’S KNIFE BECAUSE HE LIKED THE MOVIE
3. FROM AUSTRALIA
4. IS A BUSHMAN
5. SAYS “PIECE OF PISS” EVEN THOUGH IT DON’T MAKE SENSE
6. MADE A SNIPER THAT SHOOTS PISS INSTEAD OF BULLETS
7. THROWS A JAR OF PISS AT YOU FOR NO REASON
8. PROBABLY HAS A PISS FETISH FROM THOSE LAST THREE
CONCLUSION: SNIPER IS UNDERPOWERED AND WEIRD (I SAY THAT AS A FURRY); ENGINEER
1. “START PRAYING BOY” WHEN HE GETS MAD
2. TEXAS IS A AMERICAN AUSTRALIA
3. WEARS A IIIA RATED BALLISTIC CONSTRUCTION HELMET (IIIA CAN STOP .44 MAGNUM ROUNDS)
4. BUILDS AIMBOT SENTRIES THAT ARE STILL NOT POSSIBLE IN 2021
5. HAS A IQ OF AROUND 180 OR 190 (STEPHEN HAWKING IS 160)
6. MENTALLY UNBREAKABLE MAINLY BECAUSE HE MADE FREINDS WITH THE PYRO
7. DOESN’T FLINCH ONCE WHEN BEING SHOT AT
8. FIXES ANYTHING BROKEN BY TOUCHING IT WITH HIS WRENCH
CONCLUSION: THIS GUYS GOT A GIFT FROM GOD
