long story short, a girl asked a partygoer to be her dad

Hmm

because even partygoers can be your daddy if you get what i mean

she was a minor you idiot

What

i was rping as a partygoer and i was doing what every partygoer does
and then after doing something nice for the first time in 6 years
this girl i gave a balloon (which was the gesture) asked me to be her dad

i was rping as a partygoer and i was doing what every partygoer does
and then after doing something nice for the first time in 6 years
this girl i gave a balloon (which was the gesture) asked me to be her dad

seriously

what the f**k happened

i was rping as a partygoer and i was doing what every partygoer does
and then after doing something nice for the first time in 6 years
this girl i gave a balloon (which was the gesture) asked me to be her dad

my god what-
Why? Just why

ikr
partygoers are one of the most dangerous backrooms entities

i KNOW
So why would a child ask you to be her dad!?

I HAVE NO MCFRIGGIN IDEA

like im pretty motherf**kin confused
where is the child in question

let's keep this party going~