ME: *USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS TO REFER TO SOMEONE I DON’T KNOW*
HER ACTING ALL OFFENDED: “WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THEY INSTEAD OF SHE??!!!!”
ME: “WOULD YOU RATHER ME ASSUME YOU’RE A MALE?”
HER: “NO”
ME: “EXACTLY”; I ALWAYS FIND IT FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME FOR DOING THIS IN PUBLIC PLACES. ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY DISLIKE BEING CALLED THE OPPOSITE GENDER MORE
