shitpost rp

Blob: A-

*blobie calls the fire apartment* *water blobie shows up and barfs alot of water in the houses*

Cowboy: *pours water*

SANS HOW THE F**K DID YOU BURN THE WATER-

blobie: I DONT KNOW ALSO MY NAME IS BLOBIE

BLOBIE--THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

blobie: IM SORRY I CANT COOK

FUUUUUUUUUU-

*rp ends and repeats*

(i love the Sans Burns the water sound--its so funny to me)

(wheeze)

HoW dO YoU bUrN wAtEr

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Gawr: *Angry*

blobie: *opens door* GAWR I BURNT THE WATER WHILE MAKING SPAGEHHTI

Gawr: *Grabs trident* Don't burn the water

*the house is on fire now* blobie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gawr: *Image*

*the neybors house is burning*

Gawr: *Relaxing*

*calls the fire apartment* *water blobie shows up and barfs alot of water in the houses*

Gawr: *Yawns*

blobie: greaaaaaaaat. now the house is flooded.

Gawr: *Summons more water in the houses*

*blobie is suffocating bc he has no arms* blobie: BFIJGFNSGJFN GAFJDABFDAJGFDAJGHFIAUDGHADIURIHTE IJYJES8UY6UUS95967987U6TYIUJHRTDIHJTGDKHGDFJHKLGJ

Blaken:?

blobie: I BURNT THE WATER

Blaken:Begone…

blobie: *gets the uno reverse card*

Blaken:Were not playing uno kid*the uno card disappears*

blobie:what how

Blaken:Told you were aren't playing uno *put ice in the buring water*

WAT

Blaken:*puts out the burninf water*