Tricky The Clown "what in expurgation-"

Hey kid,
My name is Sans, the comic.
Come on in, we have burgers and Sooo much more.
Take a seat,
It appears to me your legs are sore but,
Don’t hit twice,
I know all of your dirty secrets..
So don’t try shit,
Or I’ll end your
F**king
Life.
But, HEY! If you’re good, I will show you around, Snowdin town,
It’s so great, if you’re not a
F**king
Murderer.
Shop at this shop, they have delicious sweet buns, which heal you in battle but you better not get in any fights or I’ll kill you

—Sans parody. Typed from memory.

It's a bright new day, and it's your time to shine, time to take, your career into your own hands.
Spend all your money, and the stars they will align cause you've become, a part of Freddy's band.
Just be careful about what you buy, you never know what's hiding inside, but we can't prove anything, no. So make sure you take, all responsibility, for whatever your new business plan will bring
It's closing time, gotta clean up all the messes that were made, order supplies, and advertise
Wait, I hear voices on every side! And I wonder where, and I wonder why! Where do they hide?
I'm sorry, you've been misinformed, this is just a never ending labyrinth and nothing more!
Endless circles of fear, chasing cries of children that seem so near! Out of reach, you will never find them!
Don't you see, this is where your story ends

Labyrinth by CG5- by memory