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lol i hijacked a plane and am flying it towards one wtc

hol up

i’m gonna jump out the plane before it hits so i don’t die

*sabotages your parachute*

you’re not on
shut up

*high jacks plane from my computer*

no

to bad lol*makes it land at a airport*

shut up nerd, it’s not landed, i am currently listening to my ipod while flying towards new jersey

*in a jet*Hello I am right behind you…

stop typing shit out, you’re not behind me...

The recuse planes are going they landed in the ocean.

what f**king ocean

why should I tell you?

there’s no f**king ocean
we’re in the northern part of new jersey, for f**ks sake

were not at new jersey

yes we are idiot

no were arent I am on the plane idiot

oh
well you’re gonna die so haha

theres a high chance…

and i’m not

welp *the plane crashes in the oceon*

how is a dude who can’t even spell ocean correctly going to stop me from crashing a plane

I typed a wrong letter in the word ocean Oh no

Look again…

dude
there’s nothing there
well, i’m in new jersey rn
goodbye 9/11 tower

…

you can’t do anything about it so ha

the other 2 planes were shot down but…

no they weren’t

*pew pew*

you do realise that those were innocent civilians

*shrugs*

incompetent police