ME: WHY R U DOING THIS??? MY DAD: HOLD THE FALSHLIGHT STILL YOU STUPID CHILD WITH NO LIFE JUST GIVE UP ON IT PLEASE YOU ARE SO USLESS MAYBE GO BE USEFULL AND GET ADOPTED BY MY STUPID CO-WORKER JOHN THAT LOW LIFE AND MAYBE HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT FOR HIM OR MAYBE GO TO UR MOTHER AND ASK IF WE COULD GET A DIVORCE SO I COULD AWAY FROM YOUR NON-FLASHLIGHT HOLDING NO GOOD LOSER OF A CHILD