This represents my job, and what happened in San Fransico for me.

Jacob: What

*After a while, The police stop coming and the last storage grenade returns*

Jacob: Look if the big thing is here

Oh.
*I slide back into the Hummer*
Just hope that this car is common...

Jacob: Only 33,140 of this model were made, is that good?

Maybe, I see these pretty commoly around this city.

Jacob: Not in america, I said only 33,140 was made

What model is this?

Jacob: H3

Jacob: I said only 33,140 of this M O D E L were made

a

*I toss another one with the pin out onto the road*

Jacob: do another one

*I pull the pin on another empty Storage grenade and drop it on the road*
I highly doubt they will get by these.

Jacob: Oh cool

*Some of the storage grenades are returning, so I drop more*

Jacob: ...

Seems like they are filling up fast.

Jacob: ye

But I can set these up faster.

Jacob: Yes

You didn't bring the package?

Jacob: check in the back

*Looking in the back seat*
All there is here are guns and upgraded storage grenades.

Jacob: s h * t

Wait...
*I get an Idea*
I got it.
*I grab the Storage grenades*

Jacob: what are you doin

What I did a few hours ago.
*Pulls the pin out of one and drops it on the road*

Jacob: what do you mean?

These Storage grenades can store cars in them, and we can use these to 1: Lose the heat, and 2: Get lots of cash.

Jacob: : O

The rush hour is always chaotic on the bridge.

Jacob: Really?

Yeah, Golden Gate Bridge, I heard a MRAP was rammed off the bridge a few months ago, an orange inkling was inside, massive cuts on his arms all over, but he got out before it blew up, so yeah, he is still alive. I think his name is Henry, or something.
{185 is referring to someone who is still locked}

Jacob: Wha

A inkling, a Ammune one at that.
{185 has refered to the 'Ammune' Gene}

Jacob: wha

Sorry, I seem to be confusing you too much.

Jacob: Yea

You wanna talk about what the Ammune gene is?

Jacob: Nah . . . crazy things have been happin

185: So, how are you liking San Fransisco?

Jacob: Good

185: Yeah I like it, if you exlude all the criminal gangs and rush hour, its pretty good.

Jacob: yes

185: I don't understand why Cam hated it so much, its pretty cool, much better than Chicago.

Jacob: And detroit

Amen to that.

Jacob: y e s

[Currently speaking: 185]
Cam always hated the traffic here.

Jacob: oh ok

*The message is as follows*
Attention to all those who are in San Francisco, Please make your way to Oakland or Marin, DO NOT stay in San Francisco and avoid Silicone Valley at all costs. If you can’t drive there, best start running now! We have a code 291, I repeat, we have a code 291. Avoid law enforcement as they will be hostile. All other SFRU codes have been lifted. Good luck.

Jacob: * Turns Hummer around and starts driving to Oakland *

*185 is with you in the truck*
185: Code 291, thats, a giant inkling collector.

Jacob: What the fu*k?

185: This happened once before, they will collect special varrient cars and trucks, styles that you would never see on a daily basis, can't tell if the hummer is effected or not.

Jacob: My Hummer is just black

185: Well just hope its a common car.

Jacob: This is a common car, I think

185: Well let's hope so.

Jacob: ye

A lot!
*Starts shooting the drivers of the MRAP trucks*

Jacob: * looks at water * Hovercrafts!

Don't you mean boats?
*Still shooting at the MRAP trucks*

Jacob: No, hovercrafts . . .

Are they floating on the water or in the water?

Jacob: On, do you even know what hovercrafts are?

I do, I usally just see them not in the water.
*Starts shooting at the hovercrafts*

Jacob: We are in big trouble

Nonsense.
*Pulls the pin out of a upgraded storage grenade, it is constantly taking every car that is in its range*

Jacob: Ya know, your killing civilians

The grenade just takes anything that enters the radius, doesn't kill people, and most of the civilians might have already evacuated to the prison island.

Jacob: what

Alcatrauz or however you say it.

Jacob: oh, okay.

And we may bring in the giant inkling if this continues.

Jacob: Hmmmmm

Loud sounds, rare varrients, and gunfire are all ways to lure the giant in.

Jacob: Then what do we do?!?!

Don't look at me.

Jacob: Hmmmmm . . . What if we trap them?

So now, we have to fend for ourselves.
*Shoots the police through their winshields*

Jacob: * Turns to the bridge *

*Just about falls out of the Hummer again*

Jacob: sorry

Its alright.

Jacob: Hold on

*Grabs onto a handle*

Jacob started to weave around cars to get distance from the Swat Trucks

Enemy MRAP trucks!

Jacob: How many!

Like what?

Jacob: Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m60kXPklJw

Is that a rickroll?

Jacob: No it is the police assault in progress music, or razormind

Why would that be playing?

Jacob: Look at the rearview mirror

there were 2 police cars

*Looks out the window*
Oh you're right.
*Grabs a bullpip rifle from the backseat*
But not for long.

Jacob: OH SH*T * Takes a sharp right to avoid a police roadblock *

*Grabs onto the mirror and regains balance*
Warn me before you do that.

Jacob: Sorry . . . * starts speeding *

Trap who?
*The upgraded storage grenade returns to me, pin and everything*
Well, I need some more upgraded storage grenades.

Jacob: The police and military, what if . . . we lure the inkling in?

No, too much of a risk, we are already luring it in right now with these cars following us.

Jacob: Then what do we do?

We fight the cops.

Jacob: But gun

Relax, we got silencers packaged up with us.

Jacob: phew

You did bring the package with you right?

Jacob: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Starts firing at the police*

A civilian car was accidently shot, exploding it

Oops.
*Slowly gets back in the Hummer*

Jacob: We are heading towards the bridge

Oh boy, its gonna be way more chaotic now.
*Sees a helicopter flying overhead*

Jacob: Sh*t * Turns on radio * This is unit-206 we got a code 34 and code 79 on our backs

*The radio emits static, showing that connections are down*
I got you covered.
*Leaning out of the window again with a hunting rifle*

Jacob: * Looks at the sky * We got a code 29 here now, AND A CODE 69?!!?

*More static*
They cut the communication. It's just us now.

Jacob: damn