It do be like that tho

it’s funny, i’m also the guy my friends call when they’re NOT into someone but the other person is. so i have to save them.

i’ve been dubbed the “anti-wingman” and the “third-wheel-with-the-second-wheels-consent”, among others.

oh my word XD
I've had SOME experience with that, but as an honorary older brother

respect

bitter sweet but the pals before gals amirite.

Yeah! DA BOIZZZZ

me and the boys at three am looking for BEANS

Can't relate.

no

SIMP FOR THE HOMIES. no homo.

Accurate as hell. I be getting by boys homecoming dates, and I was ready to get one myself, but I found out that the girl I was gonna ask to hoco had a thing with someone else.

keep ur head up m8. bros before hoes lmao.

Thanks man.

you bet champ